Top 10 Lists

[Mockingjay]

Why are the first 10 numbers so special? Why not top 15, or top 11?

Because of our metric system.

So shouldn't Americans have an unncesarilly complicated and arbitrary list, like, I dunno, a Top 15.577 list?

Surely since most of their bizarre units are imperial (from the good old British Empire no less) it should be Britain with the stupid lists?

I propose a list of the top 14 corrupt politicians.

They are, indeed, British, but I understand that the UK uses the metric system, whereas the US... doesn't.

Top 10 reasons why this thread sucks? No I joke =]

How bizarre. You look exactly like a certain friend of mine coincidentally named Sofía. No kidding, it's really uncanny. You even do your hair the same way.
Sorry for the personal question, but do you have any memories of your actual birth? I fear you may be a clone.

You're the third person to ask me this on Escapist and it's starting to get weird. Either I look like everyone or we're all clones...

XD

The bizarreness escalates!
Perhaps you're the original and everyone else is a clone?
I must investigate.

Well I could be one of hundreds. Who knows who is the original? xD Ask your friend if she

... likes chocolate? Knows how to knit? owns a guitar? What should I ask her!?

Fails at typing so badly she forgets to type the ends of her sentences xD

Pfft, don't let it worry you. Everyone fails randomly.

Anyway, even if I asked her it would be useless. Surely the clones are conditioned to believe they're humans. Sneaky scientists.

Well now I know I'll enlighten the others to the truth and we can take over the world. For informing me you my have a country of your choice.

I'll take... um... Australia. Purely because I want to control all of the vegemite in the world.
But I still don't trust you, clone

You can have an army of clone slaves too? Now do you trust me? =]

I believe we may come to an uneasy arrangement.
Actually, yes, I'd love my own personal army of clones to get my groceries and take over the world.
Although it would be pretty weird, seeing as how they'd all be clones of someone I already know.

Not really, put a different colour wig on each and give them different variations of the name Sophie =D

Wow, you clones are smart.

The wigs might be a problem though. My inner nerd would want them to always walk looking like a perfect colour wheel.

It's amazing that this thread was about Top 10 lists, and now it's about putting wigs on an army of clones.

Tangents about wigs are the best kind of tangents.

Your inner geek is clearly a cool kid.