Top Ten Quotes

[Alasdair Macleod]

"Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best thing he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece?

Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy.

All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

-- Goering at the Nuremberg Trials

 

[ssgt splatter]

Alright, here we go:
10. "Look ma no face." Marcus Fenix Gears of War
9. "Whoops, sorry about the brains." Damon Barid Gears of War
8. "...Also are you alive? Probably should've asked that first." Wheatly Portal 2
7. "Bite my shiny metal ass." Bender Futurama
6. "Look, metal ball, I can hear you." GLaDOS Portal 2
5. "Your stuck with me Skyguy." Ahsoka Star Wars The Clone Wars movie (this just made me smile)
4. "My name...is Viktor...Reznov...and I...will have...my...revenge!" Alex Mason (brainwashed) Call of Duty: Black Ops
3. "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop" Dr. Zoidberg Futurama
2. Every one-liner that Grayson Hunt says in Bulletstorm
1. "There is no middle finger big enough." Yahtzee ZP review of Call of Juarez: The Cartel

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

The entire script from Fight Club

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Professor Oak: 'I came when I heard you beat the Elite 4' makes me giggle every time

I completely forgot about that one! Professor Oak was just filled with horrible phrases.

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in no particular order:

* "And I said, 'Oatmeal, are you crazy?!'" (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

* "I wanna be a Power Ranger. I'll be all like, "Hey Evil! ... Shut up! Bazzam!"" (Super Freakin' Awesome Parody Rangers)

* "That's like finding out Lassie was an alcoholic"
"Lassie was an alcoholic?!" (Golden Girls)

* "What is a 'man'?! A miserable little pile of secrets!!" (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)

* "uh, what? Sewage doesn't come from the ground. It comes from your toilet."
"No it doesn't. It comes from your ass. Dumb-ass." (Beavis and Butt-Head)

* "Dammit Beavis put that away. You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking." (Beavis and Butt-Head)

* "Oh yes, this is my nephew. You and him have been rivals since you were babies! Now, what was his name again...?" (Pokemon Red/ Blue)

* "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! My foot! You shot me in the foot!!" (Mass Effect 2)

* "That's not funny..." (Batman Beyond: Joker's Return)

* ::STATEMENT: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing it's impact for days. You are like a delightful Random Cruelty Generator Master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.:: (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)

 

[snowfi6916]

"It needs to be about 20 percent cooler." -Rainbow Dash

That quote always sticks out in my mind when someone mentions the show.

Also Yahtzee's quote from ZP: "There is no middle finger big enough."