Total War Series Valhalla

[Imperator_2]

Valhalla is a place in the afterlife of Norse myth where great warriors tell each other of the great battles they've fought, all whilst drinking mead and eying the Valkyries.
In a sense this is Valhalla: The thread to tell me and others about tough battles you've fought in campaign mode across all of the Total War Series. Or how ridiculous the battles were.
Either way, you are quite welcome.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

A Medieval II one. I during this entire time I was thinking to myself I am fucked Just to shorten it to a reasonable length I had say 500 troops while my enemies had 2000 and I was being sieged at one of my castles and he broke through the first line relatively quickly but not without major casualties, I pulled back to my second line and he broke through that easily but not without a high body count and as soon as I got to my last line all I had was 100 archers left and my general. I just holed up in my last line and waited for defeat but as soon as he got his catapults in range the towers on the walls destroyed them. After that my archers set fire to his battering ram and from then on it pretty much like a Benny hill chase they would storm in and get killed rush out and try again this repeated eight times mind you and after five minutes I had won the nearly two hour long battle with nearly all my force gone and his completely obliterated.

Spoiler: Factions

I was the kingdom of Jerusalem (The kingdoms expansion) and my enemy was a big ass Egyptian army which was fully upgraded

 

[Imperator_2]

Hoom. Fighting up that mountain was a crazy one, having chased the Milanese scum for all of two turns to that precipice. I could have sworn they had catapults, too.

 

[Imperator_2]

*coughs, glares*
I know there are plenty more stories out there...