Touching butts

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

At my old job, working in a restaurant, there was a waiter who touched a lot of butts. That's not quite as creepy as it sounds, he thought it was fun to occasionally find another waitress and smack her on the ass as hard as he could. For some reason, no one ever told him to go fuck himself. Later that year, a manager was fired for sexual harassment, but this butt-slapping waited never got in trouble for it. It was a weird place to work.

 

[Something Amyss]

It all depends on the context. I'm all in favour of any kind of mutually consensual groping people want to get into. Not so much random touching.

There's a pattern here.

I got it! It's...no, I lost it.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Not that anybody wants to touch my butt. Or that my permission is so hard to get.

How do you know the latter, given the former?

 

[UberPubert]

I am absolutely down with the butt-touching.

I could say something else trite like, "Well, it depends on who, or how" but I'm gonna say 90% of the time I'm basically okay with it. Growing up in cramped public schools and buses has left me with few personal space issues.

 

[FPLOON]

Over the years, I have become self-conscious about touching other people's butt... while at the same time secretly wanting someone to touch my butt in a "surprise butt touch" kind of way... With that said, the last time I touch a butt was back in high school where I was at my peak perversion... She laughed and told me to never do that again, which started the whole "self-conscious" thing... Also, a year before that little event, a girl who did have a crush on me smacked my butt and blamed it on her friends, which started the whole "want my butt touch in a surprise kind of way" thing...

Other than that, I try not to think about it in general...

 

[Someone Depressing]

Butt touching is alright. Good, even. I state that, yes, I enjoy touching butts and having my butt touched.

It is generally an activity that I revel in.

 

[Bat Vader]

No, no, and never. I'm not really the type of person that likes to be touched or touch others. I feel like it is an invasion of privacy and when it happens to me I have a mini panic attack inside.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I like to touch my own butt. I tell myself "no", but I know I secretly enjoy it.

...butt seriously [small]ha![/small] it's very inappropriate unless it's someone you're intimate with, or at least extremely close friends who have an "understanding" about that sort of thing. I absolutely wouldn't be okay with a woman I didn't know doing that to me.

 

[Saetha]

...Butt touching? People enjoy that? I don't understand this. So I guess it's a no across the board for me.

Also, huh. People talk about non-consensual butt touching like it's something creepy guys do to women, but apparently there's a bunch of it going around all sides of the gender divide. One more double standard I guess.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

I don't mind mine being touched a little by a GF or something. Same goes for me wanting to touch people's butts. I've touched my GF's butts plenty. I get close with my male roommate, and so does he, but we're never sure who's gonna be bold enough to take the gay jokes and innuendos (Both of us are straight) far enough to actually do it. One of us is gonna be crazy enough to do it. Just a matter of when!

 

[lechat]

I miss my innocent youth filled with butt touching.
I remember when i could walk past a fellow student and give a friendly slap on the ass and have them realize it's me saying "hey buddy i see what you have back there and it's appreciated. Keep up the good work!"
nowadays it's all criminal records and suspensions :/

 

[StormShaun]

Well, didn't expect this topic to come up here on the Escapist.
Especially about butts. Actually, we did have that "ultimate question" about booties and boobies.
[sub][sub]The booty always wins.[/sub][/sub]

Let us go down the list then.

When it concerns the preference of touching a butt, I admit that I do like touching the butt, but only when the said person I'm touching is someone I'm extremely intimate with. Like girlfriend (depending) or wife.
If I needed to put it in more 'in-depth' terms, I must have a connection to the booty.

When it concerns my butt getting touched.
I have no problem, but once again, only if it is with someone I have a deep connection with.

The last time I touched a butt?
Well apart from mine, it would be the awkward time I accidentally touched my cousin's butt. Yet, this was like when we were around roughly the age of ten. So it was pretty much nothing to us.

And that is it.
Excuse me if I sound like a pompous ass in this post (no pun intended).

 

[Souplex]

*Reads thread*
Am I seriously the only one who thought of Bob's Burgers?

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

So I was at work and a co-worker touched my butt, I instinctively kicked him in the knee and then I started apologizing because we're weird like that and we get along that way, also since it was his last day working with us I later kicked him in the butt and threw him on the ground to say goodbye, I swear this totally is normal behaviour >_> <_<

Later I was picking some stuff up that I accidentally dropped and I accidentally touched my boss's butt while I was making the hand gestures I make when I talk, of course I got kinda nervous and everybody laughed at me because he announced it to everybody but we all had a laugh.

And finally another co-worker touched my butt and then blew a kiss at me which made me incredibly uncomfortable and also caused me to want to kick his butt but instead I just left early.

So basically touching butts can have extremely varied results as proven by a single day at work and I was wondering, in which situations is it appropriate to touch butts and which aren't?

Wow.

First off, where is this magical place where people pass the time touching each other's butts and how can I apply?

Anyway, on the the questions!

Do you like touching butts?

Spoiler: I would if I could.

Honestly, I've always wanted to touch butts; however, the only people I've been close to are all my closets friends and we never got physical in that sense (mostly 'cus we all unconsciously respected each other's boundaries). I'll admit, there were plenty of friends that had touchable butts, but unless we were dating, it wasn't going to happen.

Do you like getting your butt touched?

Spoiler: So so, not really my thing.

Having said that, my butt has been grabbed numerous times over the years by friends and acquaintances alike. However, it was always in a playful manner and mostly due to the fact that I have a youthful appearance that does not reflect my age. It's because of that the women don't feel intimidated around me and some light butt grabbing is bound to happen. I don't mind it much and it's never gone to a point where it was awkward or uncomfortable.

When was the last time you touched a butt?

Spoiler: Quite some time ago.

There have been a few occasions where I touched a butt without it being my own doing.

Once there was this one co-worker who was notorious for getting drunk and doing stuff she wouldn't normally do. One of such things was to give me a lap dance. I've never had one before and because I knew she had a boyfriend, I acted like I didn't enjoy it much, but it was glorious.

Another time included a friend of a friend that was very open and comfortable with our circle of friends. She would kiss people on the check occasionally, tell intimate details about her life, and typically sit too close to people. At one point in the night, while my other friends got up to use the restroom, she and I were alone sitting around a bonfire. She asked if she can sit closer to the fire, which was were I was, and I invited her over. I made some room, but was surprised when she instead sat on my lap. She said that she still felt cold, grabbed my hand, and put it close to her butt. Nothing came of that event, but she had a feeling that I would enjoy that; and I did.

One other time happened innocently enough during a trip to the beach. I had a friend of mine in the water with me and we were wading the waves. At some point, this giant wave comes out of nowhere and knocks her off her feet, which she proceeds to knock me down. As we wash up by the shore, somehow my hand ends up being under her butt and we quickly separate, shocking us both. We both apologize, but for the rest of the day, we felt awkward around each other. Luckily, I almost burn my hand making her a s'more, and we were cool again.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

-snip to below-

So basically touching butts can have extremely varied results as proven by a single day at work and I was wondering, in which situations is it appropriate to touch butts and which aren't?

The only time it's appropriate to touch someone else's butt is with the owner of that butt's permission, and to my mind if you're close with said butt owner.

Do you like touching butts?

Only with people I'm very close with and who are okay with it.

Do you like getting your butt touched?

Same as above, but in this case only if the person is okay with touching my butt.

When was the last time you touched a butt?

I don't remember off hand, it was probably quite a while ago. Though the last time I went to the store someone pinched my butt and they almost got a high heeled boot up theirs for the offense.

[sup][sup]I was bored and this was what was in my mind don't judge me....[/sup][/sup]

[sup][sup]Oh I'm judging you alright, you dirty butt pervert... Just kidding! ^-^[/sup][/sup]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I never really touch butts, and I don't really care one way or the other for them (despite some things I say for laughs).
Though, whenever I have a guest staying with me, I tend to get my butt used as a pillow. Apparently quite comfortable. And I don't mind at all.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

Though, whenever I have a guest staying with me, I tend to get my butt used as a pillow.

But... But... What if you end up playing the tushie trumpet? Isn't that a bit dangerous for your guest?

 

[Xeros]

Only if it's someone I'm dating, I have permission, and it's particularly pleasant to touch. Otherwise, I keep the grab-ass out of my relations.