Holy fucking shit on a stick, what the fuck is wrong with those devs? How the hell do they go through with an idea like that on this day and age with a presumably straight face? And then put it on the trailer so that this absolute murder of a franchise is shown so everyone knows to avoid it?
Listen. I'm a reasonable man. I hear that the new Driver will let you float around and possess people as a comatose ghost, I say, 'That's fucking ridiculous, but tell me more'. I hear more and I realize it might work quite well, better than what Driver has done so far for on-foot gameplay, so now I'll defend it. So I won't lash out at something because it's different or silly.
This? This is fucking stupid. It's fucking inexcusable. Tony Hawk's Underground came out years ago and it had less skating than the series had had so far. You know what happened to that franchise? IT DIED THAT'S WHAT. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO NEED FOR SPEED? DO YOU WANT TO MURDER IT? IT IS ISN'T IT? WELL CONGRAT FUCKING LATIONS, YOU DID IT
It's my fault for like NFS: Underground 2, isn't it? I did all this. I apologize. I may never do enough to wash this sin away. I must now whip myself while kneeling on corn, so that I may begin.