Yeah, I'm with you on this one. Portal is wonderfully written and extremely funny, but it is not meant as family entertainment. To make it suitable for kids you'd have to expunge the meta-narrative that makes the game so good, and all you'd be left with is some reasonably fun puzzles with no reason to care about them.Harry Mason said:You are held captive by a malevolent A.I. attempts to murder you at every turn and forces you to burn alive the only friendly thing in your environment.
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Make a new meta-narrative about a competition for points, or a race, or something like that - then you've got some kid-friendly entertainment. But not with the story as it stands.