Trailers: Shadows of the Damned: Enlarge Your Johnson

Hristo Tzonkov

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Dark.Kantian said:
What's wrong with some juvenile humour in a game? Stop getting your panties in a bunch. If the game-play puts out and the presentation delivers, who cares about the dick jokes? (especially if they are, lets face it, pretty well delivered) To my knowledge only two types of people: a) those who are categorically opposed to gaming and are just looking for another hook to hang their meat on, and 2) those who are deluded by the idea that for games to be legitimate entertainment they have to be some kind of high(er) art form.
EA (or any other developer) is not in the business of writing opera, they're in the business of making games.

I, for one, find the idea of multi-tooling, enlarging and enhancing my Johnson a fine idea indeed.
Ooh I wholeheartedly agree.Infact I found EA games juvenile marketing exceptionally funny.Who the hell goes out to play ultra badass games anyway unless they have an unfulfilled childhood.If it wasn't for extra credits nobody would've even noticed EA's marketing was any bad.
 

Reishadowen

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Oh God...well, it was only a matter of time folks. I at least did get a laugh out of this, even if I was confused and weirded out as all hell by the end. I do have to say, marketing did one bang-up job on an already wacky game. Weird or not, it gets the job done.

First person to reference Froid loses.
 

Jonsbax

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My interest in this game just took another hit. First I hear that your gun is going to be your annoying sidekick, which means I can't shoot him everytime I stop playing the game like I could in RE4, and now I get to know that this is the kind of stuff he keeps yapping about. Okay, obviously not ONLY some weak Johnson-jokes, but it's still there.

This game had better have the most amazing music Akira Yamaoka has ever done.
 

T-Bone24

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MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!

I am very looking forward to this. Looks like a lot of fun and a lot of silly goofing around in a really stupid era of serious grimdark stories. So it's juvenile, who cares? At least it knows not to take itself seriously.
 

The Random One

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OK, now I want to see that guy going toe to toe with Duke Nukem. Fifty bucks say they'll stop fighting midway through and go out for a beer.

Make it happen, universe.
 

stutheninja

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this game wasn't even on my radar to be honest, now, i must have it, it is a moral imperative for me, a game that feature blatant Extenze references with telling me its "muy muy muy bueno", instant must buy
 

Krowded

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Never before has a commercial that has so little to do with the game made me want it so much.
 

Folio

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Why do I think this game is made by a couple of teenagers?

It's a funny trailer, sure. But everytime something serious is happening in the game, I think of viagra spam E-mails...
 

Dogstile

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Folio said:
Why do I think this game is made by a couple of teenagers?

It's a funny trailer, sure. But everytime something serious is happening in the game, I think of viagra spam E-mails...
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Maybe that was the entire joke? :p Just maybe

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And here come the anti EA marketing guys again. Please get over yourselves, this one really is just harmless fun.
 

Arkynomicon

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Well, my Johnson is already pretty big but I wouldn't mind a couple of extra inches.

Put me down for 20!
 

Endocrom

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Just the thing to get that "Look at us. We're so unique and punk rock" taste out of my mouth.
 

armpit

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What do you expect from the guys who made Killer7 and No More Heroes? I didn't know about this game, I will have to investigate further.
 

KitsuneGamer

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Well the least I can say is it sure is a polarizing advertisement....not sure if that's a good thing or not, but hay you know what they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.