Trailers: Zone of Enders: HD Collection - Opening Animation

[Team Hollywood]

Zone of Enders: HD Collection - Opening Animation

I suspect this opening will be hilariously confusing for anyone who hasn't actually played the games.

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[RaikuFA]

Need to get this. Never played Zone of the Enders.

 

[Rorro]

I suspect this opening will be hilariously confusing for anyone who hasn't actually played the games.

You are correct, sir.

Also the vocals in that song are terribly annoying.

 

[Aptspire]

Will definitely buy
I love me some mecha

 

[Casual Shinji]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

 

[aeric90]

I totally forgot about the... ahem... cockpits.

Sort of embarrassing.

 

[wooty]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That was the precise noise I made when I saw this video. Can't wait.

All I need now is the Xenosaga trilogy to be given a HD release and I can wank myself into an early grave.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

And yes, this trailer definitely confused the hell out of me as i've never played the Zone of the Enders games. Looks interesting though...

 

[Casual Shinji]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

No really, that's what the first game is like; Wimpy boy finds super awesome death mech, but is vewy scared that he might kill someone, empasized by some traumatic event.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

No really, that's what the first game is like; Wimpy boy finds super awesome death mech, but is vewy scared that he might kill someone, empasized by some traumatic event.

I'm not quite sure whether you got my Evangelion reference or not...

But this guy sounds quite wimpy.

 

[Jeff Gibson]

I totally forgot about the... ahem... cockpits.

Sort of embarrassing.

I know, right? That's so odd. Did they design them like that on purpose?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

No really, that's what the first game is like; Wimpy boy finds super awesome death mech, but is vewy scared that he might kill someone, empasized by some traumatic event.

I'm not quite sure whether you got my Evangelion reference or not...

But this guy sounds quite wimpy.

[sub]Shhh, don't spoil it.[/sub]

The first time I played this game and the whole set up gets revealed, I was like, "Ooooh.......... Really?"

Why do angsty, wimpy kids get all the cool toys anyway?

 

[Flamezdudes]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

No really, that's what the first game is like; Wimpy boy finds super awesome death mech, but is vewy scared that he might kill someone, empasized by some traumatic event.

I'm not quite sure whether you got my Evangelion reference or not...

But this guy sounds quite wimpy.

[sub]Shhh, don't spoil it.[/sub]

The first time I played this game and the whole set up gets revealed, I was like, "Ooooh.......... Really?"

Why do angsty, wimpy kids get all the cool toys anyway?

Because... Be a pussy, get the pussy.

And now i'm confused about you telling me not to spoil it... If you're not sure what it is then here... Although I hoped you would notice it... I win once again!

Spoiler

Hedgehogs Dilemma.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Teenage boy reluctantly pilots ass-kicking mech... Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue!

Also nice of them to give the female pilot's mech boobies to go along with her girliness.

Eh, I still kinda like Zone of the Enders.

I wonder if he has some form of a prickly dilemma... Oh ho!

No really, that's what the first game is like; Wimpy boy finds super awesome death mech, but is vewy scared that he might kill someone, empasized by some traumatic event.

I'm not quite sure whether you got my Evangelion reference or not...

But this guy sounds quite wimpy.

[sub]Shhh, don't spoil it.[/sub]

The first time I played this game and the whole set up gets revealed, I was like, "Ooooh.......... Really?"

Why do angsty, wimpy kids get all the cool toys anyway?

Because... Be a pussy, get the pussy.

Okay, and now I have that creepy image in my head where Misato tries to "console" Shinji in episode 23.

...

Get out out of my head, dammit!

And now i'm confused about you telling me not to spoil it... If you're not sure what it is then here... Although I hoped you would notice it... I win once again!

Spoiler

Hedgehogs Dilemma.

It's okay to be confused, my attempts at humor has that effect on people.

[sub]And yes, I noticed [/sub]

 

[Tanis]

My only 'gripe' really is that they didn't add in 'Fist of Mars', even just a straight port, to the collection.


Captcha: spick and span

WOW...that's kind of racist, isn't?

 

[Chatboy 91]

SO DAMN EXCITED! When that song starts playing man, so much nostalgia. I actually pre-ordered my copy today! Here's hoping they release the collector's edition in NA, and that ZOE3 isn't too far off.