Tremble in Fear at the "100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time"

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Locksley! I'm Going to cut your heart out with a spoon!

Why a spoon cousin? Its blunt you idiot! It'll hurt more!

This one clearly, it's the only one I use myself from time to time.

Alan Rickman makes that movie worth watching. Also, he is the love of my life.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

oh my god, con-air! that has to be one of the best terrible things to have come out of the 90s.
disappointed the thing about breaking in a new nine iron with dorian's skull from the mask never made it though...

 

[4173]

Taken is the easy winner, but Princess Bride's "To the pain" should show up somewhere.

 

[Grunt_Man11]

Kind of surprised the "throat noise" from Soldier didn't make the list.

 

[-IT-]

Got to love Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click.""

 

[shogunblade]

I definitely would have flipped my shit if Blue Velvet wasn't in the video. I've memorized his every line in the movie.

"Don't be a good neighbor to her Anymore. I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, your FUCKED FOREVER. You understand, FUCK? I'll send you straight to hell!"

And then Roy Orbison plays and I shit my pants again. Love that movie.

OT: I think Mississippi Burning has some of the better threats, and none of them are on this list, and unfortunately, writing them on here might look like I'm writing racial epithets, so go watch it instead.

 

[Burningsok]

"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change"

or

"Say what again! Say what again!! I dare you, I double dare you ************ say what one more god damn time!!

 

[Latinidiot]

I have one, good sirs, that was left uout:

 

[Thaius]

I'm probably the only one here who's heard of Undercover Blues, and thus probably the only one who's sad to see it was never on here...

 

[Fangface74]

Good to see 'Dead Mans Shoes' before hitting play.

Hopefully its the "What the fuck are you looking at?" "You, you ****" scene.

Easily beats every on-screen threat here! Hell, It's not even a threat, it's an answer to a question made in THE most threatening way.

Good call

 

[iamjonah]

yeesh...
this is precisly why I hardly ever watch movies anymore.

Most of those line were so frikkin lame.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

"I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!"

Also, did anyone else notice that Samuel L. Jackson delivered, like, four of these? My personal favorite was this one:

"I will see to it that you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass f*cked. And if the case gets thrown out because my arrest was too violent, then I will personally hire men to ass f*ck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass f*cking fan, you go ahead and mouth off."

 

[hazabaza1]

"I'm gonna take you to the bank...
THE BLOOD BANK"

I need to use that sometime.

 

[Genixma]

Joe Pesci your threats make you both a boss and make me laugh every time.

 

[Angnor]

The first one to jump into my head was that one from Tommy Boy. Glad to see it made the list.

Also, best TV threat: "You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

One of my all-time favorites.

 

[Falseprophet]

R. Lee Ermey's were the scariest, because he wasn't acting.

Although I have a soft spot for O-Ren Ishii's.

 

[Reed Spacer]

One of mine is pretty good (even if I say so myself): "This is a .50 caliber pistol; you and your friends drop your weapons and leave quickly, or I'll turn your skull into an abstract painting."

 

[samsonguy920]

I hope it doesn't say a lot about my psyche that I know what movies about 85 of those clips are from.

I am disgustingly disappointed that they didn't include Kurt Russell's "Hell's coming with me!" line from Tombstone.

That's a fucking sin right there.

I disgustingly agree with you. Travesty, I say! (At least the other good one from Tombstone was included)

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

My favorite has to be Liam Neeson. One of the comments on youtube summed it up the best:

Liam Neeson:

- No swearing

- No shouting

- No pissed off look

- No deep Stallone voice

= Most badass threat on the entire list.

I started watching this earlier. I got bored after 20 something unfortunately.

And they should definitely have had Takens phone speech in there

They did have it in there. It's somewhere around the seven minute mark.

Actually try the 10 min mark

 

[dalek sec]

Honestly I think my favorite from the whole list is the one from "Taken". He's just so calm and cool about it. No need for swearing or shouting or anything like that.