Trick-or-Treat Rhymes

[Cavouku]

Here's how I always heard it. With adorable childish Ebonics.

"Trick 'r treat,
Smell my feet
Gimme' somethin' good to eat,
Not too bi~g,
Not too sma~ll,
Jus' the size o' Montreal"

I always wondered if this was said anywhere in the states, I never heard it any other way. But this was when I was five (I still trick or treat, though, dammit!), and didn't even know Montreal was a Canadian city.

Also, I know it's not really worldwide, but the phrase is catching on a bit in the UK if I'm correct. What did all of you grow up with? Halloween in just 16 days, can't wait, personally.

 

[RedPandaMan]

Well here in California, at least where I live, it's either just Trick or Treat, or we stop after the line "Give me something good to eat."

 

[Radeonx]

Trick or Treat
Give me food.
NOW.

Subtle, isn't it?

 

[Harold Donchee]

I knew one that was close to that, but after Gimmie something good to eat it was
If you dont,
I dont care,
Ill pull down your underwear.

Sounds kinda stupid compared to "Just the size o montreal."

 

[Cavouku]

I knew one that was close to that, but after Gimmie something good to eat it was
If you dont,
I dont care,
Ill pull down your underwear.

Sounds kinda stupid compared to "Just the size o montreal."

I've read about that one, it seems so foreign to me for some reason... I know that could be because it is but still.

 

[Cavouku]

Trick or Treat
Give me food.
NOW.

Subtle, isn't it?

Genius. Wile E. Coyote should buy the patent from you.

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Can-dee"