Trivial Passion

[Jarsh82]

I would say that the difference between hate and dislike is that when you hate something, you carry it with you in your heart. The thing that you hate is always carried with you as a burden. I fucking hate mushrooms. Sometimes when I?m waiting at a traffic light I?ll say to myself, ?Fuck mushrooms and the people who eat them.? Whenever pizza is ordered as a group there?s always some asshole who needs mushrooms on his pizza like his loins are burning for it and that same asshole always takes a couple of pieces from the non-mushroom pizza like it?s a fucking buffet. You made us order a mushroom pizza with your fucking tyranny so eat your own goddamn pizza. There aren?t enough pieces for everyone and no one wants your shitty mushroom pizza. Everyone paid five fucking dollars but they only got two pieces while you got a piece of ours plus your whole fucking mushroom pizza to yourself. And no I can?t pick the mushrooms off. Maybe next time we can order the pizza with heaping piles of dog shit on it and you can pick that off. Does anyone else have a trivial point of passion that makes other people go, ?What the hell?s wrong with that guy??

EDIT:This can be for good or ill as long as you get worked up about it disproportionately to its importance.

 

[corvuscorrax]

I don't have regular passion so trivial passion is just... wow I can only imagine how much of yourself you pour into stuff you love.

 

[Marter]

Why does it have to be something negative? Or can it be positive and you just didn't say that because your example was one of hatred?

I ... don't really have a negative. I do, however, have a positive. So if that's okay to post, let me know (and perhaps let everyone know that it's not just about negativity).

 

[Jarsh82]

Why does it have to be something negative? Or can it be positive and you just didn't say that because your example was one of hatred?

I ... don't really have a negative. I do, however, have a positive. So if that's okay to post, let me know (and perhaps let everyone know that it's not just about negativity).

Good or bad as long as its stupid.

 

[Marter]

Okay, so since it can be positive or negative, here's mine (though it's not stupid).

I love The Scorpion King 3. Any negative thought in my body can be fixed by simply watching or even talking about this movie. It is perfect in almost every way, and if you haven't yet watched it, DO THAT NOW.

 

[Jarsh82]

Okay, so since it can be positive or negative, here's mine (though it's not stupid).

I love The Scorpion King 3. Any negative thought in my body can be fixed by simply watching or even talking about this movie. It is perfect in almost every way, and if you haven't yet watched it, DO THAT NOW.

Maybe you should post links to it in out of hand forums.

 

[Dangit2019]

Okay, so since it can be positive or negative, here's mine (though it's not stupid).

I love The Scorpion King 3. Any negative thought in my body can be fixed by simply watching or even talking about this movie. It is perfect in almost every way, and if you haven't yet watched it, DO THAT NOW.

Maybe you should post links to it in out of hand forums.

I'm pretty sure he already does.

OT: I like finding the dumbest, poorest, sorry-ass movies and pointing and laughing at them. It's been my passion ever since I started my Netflix account.

 

[FalloutJack]

I have a negative, a positive, a neutral, a reverse-polarity, polar-opposite, an anti-positive (composed of anti-matter), a double-negative, a sonic screwdriver, a black-out, a white-out, a horizontal-and-vertical hold, an inner mind, an outer limit, and a twilight zone.

...I'm sorry, what was the question again?

 

[DugMachine]

I have a lot of them. Too many to list.

Vegans who try to pass their food off as the real thing. My best friend fucking loves the stuff and she'll always be like "TRY THIS GIANT MUSHROOM CAP IT TASTES LIKE BEEF". No it fucking doesn't. Oh and mushrooms as well. Shits nasty, like, I'll eat em on a pizza if that's what's available but fuck you for ordering them.

Oh and bad drivers. Holy fuck do bad drivers annoy the crap out of me. I prefer to drive in almost any situation and will gladly offer to drive. If I happen to be your passenger you better not drive like a fuckwit or I will call you out on it. I don't want to die.

 

[corvuscorrax]

The more I think about this thread I found it was obvious what my trivial passion is.

Video games! Though I still don't call people who beat me fucking tyrants or w/e but I still am naturally competitive in nomatter what I do and games are no exception. PLAY TO WIN BRO!

 

[Spambot 3000]

I just want to say that was the greatest, most agreeable hate speech on mushrooms I've ever read.
OT: I can't think of anything at the moment.

 

[Risingblade]

I would say that the difference between hate and dislike is that when you hate something, you carry it with you in your heart. The thing that you hate is always carried with you as a burden. I fucking hate mushrooms. Sometimes when I?m waiting at a traffic light I?ll say to myself, ?Fuck mushrooms and the people who eat them.? Whenever pizza is ordered as a group there?s always some asshole who needs mushrooms on his pizza like his loins are burning for it and that same asshole always takes a couple of pieces from the non-mushroom pizza like it?s a fucking buffet. You made us order a mushroom pizza with your fucking tyranny so eat your own goddamn pizza. There aren?t enough pieces for everyone and no one wants your shitty mushroom pizza. Everyone paid five fucking dollars but they only got two pieces while you got a piece of ours plus your whole fucking mushroom pizza to yourself. And no I can?t pick the mushrooms off. Maybe next time we can order the pizza with heaping piles of dog shit on it and you can pick that off. Does anyone else have a trivial point of passion that makes other people go, ?What the hell?s wrong with that guy??

EDIT:This can be for good or ill as long as you get worked up about it disproportionately to its importance.

I'm the asshole who orders mushrooms on my pizza not only because I love them but because I love seeing you suffer. When you die I'm going to eat a mushroom pizza on your graves and you know what I'll plant mushroom on your grave, yes let the feast off your body...damn I'm hungry now

 

[Launcelot111]

Sometimes when I?m waiting at a traffic light I?ll say to myself, ?Fuck mushrooms and the people who eat them.?

This is the best thing I've read all day. Seriously, fuck mushrooms.

As for myself, Budweiser beer. I go out of my way to avoid ever drinking that shit. I drink Natty light and PBR and all sorts of shit that somehow tastes worse than Budweiser just because Budweiser is so shitty that PBR somehow becomes a moral high ground.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Trivial things I hate.... So, pet peeves?

I'm "that guy" that corrects people when they incorrectly quote a line from a movie. I don't know what it is, but I just can't stand it when people quote films or television shows and say the line wrong. It bugs me to no end, and I just can't help myself.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Hmm, I dislike alcohol with a passion, i don't hold any ill will aganist people who do drink alcohol though just to get that out of the way. To me, paying to get yourself absolutely shitfaced, rat-arsed, wasted, twated and all the other hilarious words is just stupid.

I hate when people judge you just because you don't drink. "Oh this guy is just a lightweight har de har har." I have my reasons you jerk, I just don't want to have in-depth discussion over it.

Oh and on the bright side I love me some Persona 4. It's just awesome.

I also get way too excited about getting the chance to play Ezreal in LoL. I mean sure I love my Irelia top, Leona "don't you move from that spot two inches out of your tower range" support but whenever I get stuck with AD Carry i'm just like "I get to play Ezreal! Ezreal! Ezreal! FUCKING SO AWESOME"

I'm fairly sure mirroring Ez's war cry when he uses his ultimate in a teamfight improves my aim significantly

"HRRRRRRGGAHHH!" *pew* *5 seconds pass* *sizzle* You have slain an enemy!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I gotta say, OP made me smile so much.

I love this kind of humour

Also, I freakin' love mushrooms, because I love the taste of your misery.

I raged at one of my friends once because he said 'I could care less' once. I raged so hard, it was emotional

Or people who like pineapple on pizza. I fucking hate Hawaiian pizza. You don't put fucking fruit on fucking pizza.

'Well technically, tomato is a fr-' You shut the fuck up!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I definitely agree on the Mushrooms. Horrible, grey filth. Same for Tuna also.

Another one is reckless cyclists. They weave in and out of traffic, mount the pavement and nearly run over pedestrians, run red lights, go the wrong way down one way streets, and basically think that just because their vehicle doesn't have an engine the rules of the road don't apply to them. Yet, when they have an accident, it's always the big nasty motorist in his cage of steel, belching smoke from the fires of hell itself, who's painted as the bully.

Oh, the things I have dreamed of doing to them with just their saddle and a claw hammer. It would be marvelous!

 

[Griffolion]

Trivial things I hate.... So, pet peeves?

I'm "that guy" that corrects people when they incorrectly quote a line from a movie. I don't know what it is, but I just can't stand it when people quote films or television shows and say the line wrong. It bugs me to no end, and I just can't help myself.

You're the hero movie quote correction deserves, but just not what it requires as of this point in time.

PS - I've started liking mushrooms on pizza recently but it has to be with ham or some other animal substance.

 

[Jarsh82]

I would say that the difference between hate and dislike is that when you hate something, you carry it with you in your heart. The thing that you hate is always carried with you as a burden. I fucking hate mushrooms. Sometimes when I?m waiting at a traffic light I?ll say to myself, ?Fuck mushrooms and the people who eat them.? Whenever pizza is ordered as a group there?s always some asshole who needs mushrooms on his pizza like his loins are burning for it and that same asshole always takes a couple of pieces from the non-mushroom pizza like it?s a fucking buffet. You made us order a mushroom pizza with your fucking tyranny so eat your own goddamn pizza. There aren?t enough pieces for everyone and no one wants your shitty mushroom pizza. Everyone paid five fucking dollars but they only got two pieces while you got a piece of ours plus your whole fucking mushroom pizza to yourself. And no I can?t pick the mushrooms off. Maybe next time we can order the pizza with heaping piles of dog shit on it and you can pick that off. Does anyone else have a trivial point of passion that makes other people go, ?What the hell?s wrong with that guy??

EDIT:This can be for good or ill as long as you get worked up about it disproportionately to its importance.

I'm the asshole who orders mushrooms on my pizza not only because I love them but because I love seeing you suffer. When you die I'm going to eat a mushroom pizza on your graves and you know what I'll plant mushroom on your grave, yes let the feast off your body...damn I'm hungry now

Love of mushrooms and love of suffering seem to go hand in hand.

 

[Jarsh82]

I wouldn?t say I?m passionate about Sponge Bob; I just like him more than an adult should. If my kids are watching Mickey Mouse in the morning; I?ll switch it to Sponge Bob. I really like Warhammer but I gave it up in the interest of people being willing to have sex with me. However after I got married it came roaring back like a surprise herpes outbreak after the honeymoon except instead of having a reoccurring genital rash I paint tiny men. My wife looked at me like I had a gross genital rash though.