Trolls Are Welcome

[Jedamethis]

You're a new recruit in an army. YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY!
IF YOU REFUSE I WILL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH MY BARE HANDS!
THERE WILL BE NO LOLLYGAGGING, NO TEA PARTIES WITH FELLOW RECRUITS, AND DEFINITELY NONE WITH ME!
IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO CONTINUE, YOU WILL STICK YOUR HEAD INTO A DITCH AND HOPE I DON'T FIND YOUR SORRY ASS!
NOW RUN UNTIL YOU CAN'T RUN NO MORE AND THEN DOUBLE TIME IT BACK!

It's a Wii game. If you try to quit you will be subjected to an ear-blistering speech that makes Resetti look like a friend's kindly grandpa.

 

[SweetShark]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

 

[Senor Smoke21]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP
2) "Abortion Clinic Tycoon" - Exactly what you think it is
3) "Kripple Kombat" - Physically challenged people fight to the death, MK style.

Why not combine all three into "My Little Hitler's Pony Abortion Clinic", where Hitler is the doctor who tries to date the patients coming in? (And Applesomething, who is protesting the clinic outside)

And later release the "Physical Therapy Wing Fight Club" expansion pack?

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that because it would be all over my computer right about now.
Thankyou good sir, havn't laughed like that all day!

 

[Fimbulvetr3822]

You are the nazi army and your objective is to kill Generic Videogame Protagonist. You control the troops on a level and set traps and stuff. Once you kill him, he will reload his save game and try again. Your goal is to kill him until he ragequits the game.

That might even work as a roguelike of sorts - troop positions and stuff are randomized every time you load a level, and if you die once you have to start over.

I'd totally buy this, sounds better than a lot of the dross on Greenlight currently.

 

[TephlonPrice]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

No joke? Got a link to it, or something?

OT: Midget vs Store Shelves. Play as a midget who tries to buy the items on the top shelf but can't do it because he can't climb.

Includes the Toy Aisle DLC & the Fight 4 Yo Highchair DLC.

 

[SweetShark]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

No joke? Got a link to it, or something?

OT: Midget vs Store Shelves. Play as a midget who tries to buy the items on the top shelf but can't do it because he can't climb.

Includes the Toy Aisle DLC & the Fight 4 Yo Highchair DLC.

I will PV you cause I don't want any kind of possibility to get myself banned

 

[Pinkamena]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

There's a time and place for everything. This might be the time, but not the place.

 

[SweetShark]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
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There's a time and place for everything. This might be the time, but not the place.

The thing is this is a Troll Thread.
Maybe I am lying to you, maybe I don't.
Maybe I gave the link with the game to the user TephlonPrice, maybe I didn't.
You will never know......

Spoiler

Still you will never know

 

[PinkiePyro]

Mass effct 3 (or any game EA made recently)

 

[Ytomyth]

Life; you start out as a baby. Incapable of making any decisions besides crawling or not crawling, if and when you're not in your cradle. This goes on for a couple of hours.
You grow up, gradually gaining full movement, capability and the ability to make your own choices. But still constantly watched and held back by all NPC's around you because you're not an adult yet.
You turn 18, loads of responsibilities crush down on you and you'll have to find something arbitrary to keep yourself busy and earn money. Every day would take about 20 mins, 12 of those will be spent doing some boring minigame for cash. Most others with quickly getting everything in order (groceries, cleaning etc.).
In weekends you can mostly decide what you want to do for yourself, unless you haven't been able to complete all your tasks in the 100 mins of 'working days'.

En-fucking-joy. =D

 

[Muspelheim]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP
2) "Abortion Clinic Tycoon" - Exactly what you think it is
3) "Kripple Kombat" - Physically challenged people fight to the death, MK style.

Why not combine all three into "My Little Hitler's Pony Abortion Clinic", where Hitler is the doctor who tries to date the patients coming in? (And Applesomething, who is protesting the clinic outside)

And later release the "Physical Therapy Wing Fight Club" expansion pack?

There's plenty of spinoff-room, too. Like a game starring Applejack and several liters of petrol. Or perhaps some concentrated, corrosive applejuice solution of some description.

OT: "Gulag Tychoon". You, Comrade, has been given the task to manage a rehabilitation camp in sunny Siberia! Mine for uranium, cut wood and make sure noone escape to tell the tale! Oh, nvm, that's pretty much Dwarf Fortress, isn't it?

Scratch that... Hmm. Yes! "Ermagerd, zermbers!", that's an idea! You play as a zombified jock, chasing down, starving out or outwitting the nerds who have been dreaming about this. You command other (fast) zombies around and the government dutifully bombs their base for you if you cause enough ruckus. Wedgies from the cold grip of the grave!

 

[StylinBones]

A game where you play as a Middle-Eastern terrorist (not Counter-Strike) - hijack planes and crash them into buildings, decapitate white people on film, RPG foreign militia from the mountains/caves, please arab women, blow yourself up. Game over, but you win.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

You are a common footsoldier in any war, really.
You do not get told WHY exactly youa re fighitng.
You do not get to go on special missions.
You don't even get to fight all that much, if you arenÄt actively looking for it.
YOu get to do what common soldiers get to do.
One shot kills/incapacitates you / the enemies.
You can establish relationships with civilians, but they can turn against you or get killed or kill you.
And if you die, you get a short brieg scene of no-one at large giving a damn.
And then you get to start again.

 

[Eomega123]

Der Funkmeister - A rhythm based game in which you play as Hitler who is attempting to liberate the world from the fun-hating Americans through the power of dance.

Rager - An online FPS where your character's strength is determined by how loudly you are currently screaming into the microphone.

AIDS - No game. You download it and it just straight up gives you AIDS.

 

[KeyMaster45]

/offensive mode - engaged
2) "Abortion Clinic Tycoon" - Exactly what you think it is
3) "Kripple Kombat" - Physically challenged people fight to the death, MK style.

Sounds like games that adultswim or someone at newgrounds would put out. I'd play both of those, that's for sure.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Joffrey slapping simulator 2012.

It's basically just pressing a button to watch my avatar.

(Each time you press the button it costs one dollar. I'll be a millionaire in seconds.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Ok I think I have a few....

Game in which you must reunite missing pets with their owners using your power of telepathy. You can see through the pet's eyes.

Imagine carrying a radioactive baby in a pitch black environment, your baby would act as a torch. Rocking the baby intensifies the glow etc.

What if your son was the sun? If he sleeps, the sun vanishes. If he cries then woodlands set on fire etc

What if NPC's could load and save your game? You have to keep on their side otherwise they won't save your game, load old saves etc

How about a game where you get to be a mother-in-law who bullies your son?s young wife? the aim is to have her thrown out within X months

Imagine controlling a tear, similar to flower but instead of fields you navigate a naked body.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You are the nazi army and your objective is to kill Generic Videogame Protagonist. You control the troops on a level and set traps and stuff. Once you kill him, he will reload his save game and try again. Your goal is to kill him until he ragequits the game.

That might even work as a roguelike of sorts - troop positions and stuff are randomized every time you load a level, and if you die once you have to start over.

I would play that, I had the same idea but with zombies not Nazis

 

[Hyperone]

- Paint Drying 2012
- A day in the life of a convict (Isolation addition)
- Flame War 2012

 

[SpAc3man]

PGA Caddy 2013. Play as the guy behind the guy that wins the various PGA tournaments. Prepare for hilarity when you give your pro golfer a driver to put with, run down the competition with your golf car, run to the the pro shop to fetch more tees, polish your boss's balls all damn day.