Trump Hotels Charging Megabucks For Wii Personal Training

[z3rostr1fe]

Bear in mind that to the people this service is intended for, $90 likely seems like a nickel to a regular person...

Even so... Ughhh... They're retarded if they ask some sort of trainer for the Wii! I mean, the management can just instruct them to always wear that strap guard all the time, then they are on their own to explore, and that is the beauty of gaming; You explore it...

I'm lost... Still, I deem the person utilizing this kind of service a retard. :E

 

[Subzerowings]

If people need a coach to tell them how to play Wii Fit, than they deserve to lose 90 dollars.
In a way, they are helping humanity by pushing idiots into poverty.

 

[Jared]

Ad thing is I bet some idiots will pay for it too...

 

[Jark212]

Well, Wildly rich people with Insane amounts of disposable income...

I can't say that I didn't expect something like this to happen eventually...

 

[Litchhunter]

*Opens mouth as if to say something, then just closes it and shakes it sadly*

 

[Billion Backs]

Holy crap this is almost as good as telling people that their money is cursed so they give it to you.

Damn, I could have been making 90 bucks/ hour if I thought of this first!

Hahahah.

 

[RelexCryo]

Now, if Trump's hotels offered professional MMORPG players with high level characters and epic gear who would join your raid/PUG when someone important left and help you finish the dungeon, THAT would be impressive.


About the only situation I could think of where you would actually be willing to pay someone to play games with you.

 

[SimuLord]

Somewhere P.T. Barnum is smiling.

 

[theincurabletragedy]

Seriously, world? Seriously?

 

[Slaanax]

I wonder if they are hiring? Playing video games with rich snotty brats would suck though.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Somewhere P.T. Barnum is smiling.

Barnum's probably cursing himself he didn't think of it first.

But "Benjamin"? I'm assuming that's a founding father, but there's not a 90 dollar note is there?

 

[SimuLord]

Somewhere P.T. Barnum is smiling.

Barnum's probably cursing himself he didn't think of it first.

But "Benjamin"? I'm assuming that's a founding father, but there's not a 90 dollar note is there?

Benjamin Franklin is on America's $100 bill (made famous by "It's All About the Benjamins", a 1998 Puff Daddy song). Considering most states attach a sales tax to things like this, $90 plus tax is close enough to a hundred bucks.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Somewhere P.T. Barnum is smiling.

Barnum's probably cursing himself he didn't think of it first.

But "Benjamin"? I'm assuming that's a founding father, but there's not a 90 dollar note is there?

Benjamin Franklin is on America's $100 bill (made famous by "It's All About the Benjamins", a 1998 Puff Daddy song). Considering most states attach a sales tax to things like this, $90 plus tax is close enough to a hundred bucks.

Ah, merci buckets.

 

[GodKlown]

So... what sort of credentials do you need to be a Wii fitness trainer, anyway? I'd wouldn't be surprised if it was just some 8 year old punk who told you that you are fat and suck at Wii Bowling for $90 an hour.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Don't most hotels come with a free gym to use while you stay?

Depends what kind of hotel. >_>

On topic, that's just insane. Anyone into their Wii that much?

"Ahem

OT. Damn... I wish I thought of that. You'd be surprise on how many people are that stupid. Remember the HSN Wii bundle? That was a rip-off

 

[ENKC]

I'm yet to be convinced this isn't an epic hoax. If not, what next? Paying someone to play the game on your behalf? Mind you, that's essentially what hackers do. "Brilliant, now I'm at prestige 10 I can bypass all that pesky experiencing of gameplay and get down to the business of being a dick!"

 

[ploppytheman]

A fool and his money are quickly parted. Who cares? If you are stupid enough or rich enough then give your money to someone else who can use it fine. Its not like they are exploiting people with some magic diet or guru secret that idiots buy because they are too lazy to do hard work. Alcohol is legal. Cigs too. Junk food. There is lots of crap people waste money on like 200 bucks for shoes. If they are stupid/rich enough who cares, as long as it doesn't cause the consumer harm (like fake meds or w/e).

 

[nails06]

Trump recently purchased the golf course in my town (Pine Hill, NJ) and is now talking of putting up a hotel next to it. I wonder if this means I'll be able to have these instructors just pop by my house.