Truth and Lies

[Bill_Stanbrook]

OK people, this is how this little game works:-

The person who posts before you will post something true about themselves.

You then take what they've posted, and use it as the basis for a statement about that person that is so outlandish that it can only be a lie. It should not be something intended to insult or aggrevate that person, although a friendly stir-up is OK.

Then you post something true about yourself - and the chain continues.

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For example, I may post: TRUTH: Bill Stanbrook likes playing Mario Brothers.

The next person may post: LIE: Bill Stanbrook once kissed Princess Peach.

Then that person would post a truth about themselves to continue the chain.

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You can post multiple times if you wish. You can also post multiple alternate lies - just keep them friendly.

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I'll kick things off:-

TRUTH: Bill Stanbrook likes playing First Person Shooters.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Bill Stanbrook is the main character of EVERY FPS EVER!

Braille likes swords.

 

[Zirat]

Braille has personally beheaded 20 French leaders.

Zirat's prized possession is a banged up Ferarri.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You don't even want to know what Zirat banged it up with.

Braille goes to college.

 

[Bill_Stanbrook]

LIE: BrailleOperatic goes to a college for super-villains.

TRUTH: Bill_Stanbrook lives in Australia.

 

[CounterAttack]

Lie: Bill_Stanbrook once dated a kangaroo.

Truth: I have a nosebleed.

 

[ThreeWords]

Lie: Counter is often driven to headdesking out of sheer rage at the interwebz

Truth: I am now 16

 

[SteakHeart]

Lie: ThreeWords has one hundred and seventy different venereal diseases, three of which are only found in sharks.

Truth: SteakHeart wears glasses.

 

[j1-2themax]

slutmonkey8 is a being comprised solely of mold.
j1-2themax lives in Wisconsin.

 

[Alexeduardo]

j1-2themax is made of bad cheese.

Alexeduardo does not believe in god

 

[OojahHalo]

Lie: Alexedurardo does not believe in the internet

Truth: I should be doing my homework right now

 

[ThreeWords]

OojahHalo is a teenage billionaire, who has no need for qualifications for future success.

I am not wearing any shoes

 

[Vrex360]

Lie: He's actually wearing large tuna fish instead.

Truth: I have an increasingly disturbing crush on Dren from Splice.

 

[Zirat]

Edit: He has a Thing for polygons

I am currently listening to Jazz

 

[Vrex360]

Lie: He also eats babies.

Truth: I also have a crush on Ashley from Mass Effect.

 

[Zirat]

Like to love 'em and leav 'em... in a nuclear blast that is.

I currently have a cat on my lap

 

[Anarchemitis]

However, it is in fact pink.

Currently attending an art course at a technical school

 

[Glamorgan]

However, you are a dinosaur.

I am Batman.

 

[Vrex360]

It is actually more likely that he is Man-Bat.

I am about to murder Zirat for mocking Ashley, demonstrating the disturbing intensity of my video game crush.