Truth or Dare?

[Jumplion]

General rules, after I post a truth and a dare you answer one or the other and then make a truth and dare of your own.
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Example:

Truth: Have you kissed a girl?
Dare: Type your username with your elbows

Dare: jkmjp[;pl.kion (I have big elbows)

Truth: What do you want to do with your life?
Dare: Do 10 jumping jacks for my amusment!
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Alright, here's the starting truth and dare

Truth: Who do you love most on this forum :3
Dare: Make a sandwich, doesn't matter what kind, and leave it on your kitchen table or counter no plate required. Leave it there until someone else notices it. Record your results here.

 

[Tsurugi]

The results for the sandwich:
I made a cheese sandwich at 2 in the morning and left it on the kitchen counter. When I woke up in the morning it was still there and my parents had gone to work, the thing was rock hard. I left that day and went to a friend's house. It took another full day for my parents to notice, or at least do anything about, the sandwich and throw it in the garbage. When I got back for some reason nobody asked me about the sandwich or why it was there, they just kind of accepted that someone made a cheese sandwich and left it there uneaten for two days.

 

[The_Heretic]

I guess I'll do the truth then:thebobmaster because he's been the most friendly.

Truth:Have you actually met someone on this forum in person?
Dare:Balance a bowl on the top of your head for as long as you can.

 

[Tsurugi]

Because I never posted a Truth or Dare of my own I will answer The_Heretic's then post some.
Truth: Yes because Easykill is a friend in real life who told me to sign up and Raikone is another friend he convinced to come on.

Truth: Who do you hate the most on the Forums?
Dare: To the first person you see ask if they would like to lick your smoked meat log. (Record results here)

 

[The_Heretic]

Truth:Reasonable Doubt.

Truth:Has something someone posted ever really pissed you off?
Dare:Stand on one leg and make high pitched karate noises whenever someone looks at you.(Record results here)

 

[Lazzi]

Truth: BloodSquirrle

Truth: I you could? woudl you have sex with your self
Dare: Lets otu a sexual mone after soem one you know burps (record reaction here)

 

[Khedive Rex]

Truth: I personally doubt that myself would consent to sleeping with me (trust me I would know) and even if I would, I personal have no desire to sleep with myself which would mean myself would have no desire to sleep with I either.

In short, I think we'll stay just friends.

Truth: Who would you sleep with in this forum?
Dare: Accost the first passerby you see and shout that you are from the future and here to save humanity. (record reaction here)

(Now I know why I don't play this in real life. The longer it goes the worse it gets.)

 

[Ski7z]

why has no one done a dare yet?
well i did
Dare: The person ran away from me with weird looks in their eyes, i wonder why?

Truth:have you ever had sexual thoughts about someone in your family?
Dare:go up to someone you know and ask them if they would like to taste your smoked meat log (record results here)

 

[Jumplion]

Dare: God said he tasted everyone's meat log as we are all his children

Truth: is this thread pwnage?
Dare: make this thread pwnage.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

A few weeks ago, I'm pretty young
Truth: Who do you want banned on these forums?
Dare: Dress up as a butler then carry a silver plate around town for 10 minutes (Post results here)

 

[The_Heretic]

Truth:Reasonable Doubt.

Truth:Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

Dare:Walk up to someone you don't know and ask how their kids are.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Dare: I asked a person down the street and got a weird look.

Truth: Why do you hate Reasonable Doubt?
Dare: Call up someone you know and yell that they're the father

 

[Alotak]

Truth, he refuses to advance the story or post on his RP.

Truth: Name your imperfections, e.g. no ear lobes.
Dare: Send 6 people PM's telling them, you love them.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Truth: I can't find a good hairdo because it's either up and makes me looks stupid or limp and flattened and makes me look dorky.

Truth: Do you ever check your residence for listening devices?
Dare: Drop a teacup on your foot, post response here

 

[Copter400]

Truth: No. Why would ASIO want to hear me reading aloud the Vetinari passages in Discworld Novels?

Truth: Have you ever contemplated stealing something (of value, that is, you're not cool for stealing bubble gum) ?
Dare: I want you to hit yourself as hard as you can.

 

[LilGherkin]

Almost everyone is saying truth so I'm doing your dare.

Dare: Due to natural human reaction and self infliction I can't really say that it hurts that much seeing as how you know it's coming and you know where it's going to land so your body prepares for the blow.

Truth:Would you kill an exemplatory citizen who has never wronged in order to save someone you deeply cared about?
Dare:Have your friends turn you into a gimp for a day. When I say Gimp I mean the Pulp Fiction kind of gimp in the second act titled the golden watch. For those of you that haven't seen Pulp Fiction I have to say. See it.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Truth. Yes. I'm 15. Cut me a bit of slack!

Truth: Have you ever wanted to be a Mod?
Dare: Declare your undying belief in Surrealonomy.

Spoiler

I was about to make this thread a couple of weeks back, but stopped because I couldn't figure out a way to stop trolls from ruining it. I hope this works, though.

 

[Haliwali]

Truth, he refuses to advance the story or post on his RP.

Truth: Name your imperfections, e.g. no ear lobes.
Dare: Send 6 people PM's telling them, you love them.

6 people are now checking their PMs wondering whats going on.

 

[Alotak]

Me being one of them !!

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Truth: Yes.

Truth: Have you ever beaten someone who calls themselves an expert in any game but a large margin?
Dare: Make a thread that blatantly rips off another.