Truth or False?

[Barbas]

True, just not that well at the moment.

The next person is a neeeeeeerd!

 

[Malpraxis]

True, and proud of it.

The next person is my part time lover.

 

[SirDerpy]

Falsch. I only take on full-time jobs.

The next person knows what's going on.

 

[TheRiddler]

False. What's going on?! Am I missing something?

The next person can explain what's going on.

 

[Malpraxis]

True. But I won't tell you a thing without my lawyer.

The next person WILL explain what's going on.

 

[Kae]

False, I don't care enough to do that.

The next person is very concerned about square shaped cookies.

 

[Barbas]

True - on life, love and a little bit of coffee.

The next person doesn't know what a commissariat is.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. No idea. I'll Google it right after this though.
Edit: Huh, if I had been forced to guess, I would have said a type of hat. Not a military department that supplies food an equipment.

The next person has recently turned down for what.

 

[SirDerpy]

False. I only crank it up. Wait, did you say something?

The next person has got the groove.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True for my avatar, true for myself while playing jazz, extremely false for myself when dancing.

The next person has sung along to "The Final Countdown" before.

 

[Malbourne]

NA na NAAA naaa. No.

The below fellow has a mission on their mind.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. And I'm succeeding. My mission is to get "The Final Countdown" stuck in people's minds!

The person bellow has been to electric avenue.

 

[Barbas]

True. It was quite the thing. Quite the hell of the thing indeed.

The next person has been to New Orleans.

 

[Drummodino]

False, never left the southern hemisphere.

The person below is a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Barbas]

True, to an extent.

The next person has maxed out a crafting skill.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. In Skyrim, I maxed out all of my skills on one of my characters.

The person bellow has heard the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[SirDerpy]

True. He was a pirate so brave, on the seven seas.

The next poster has hit 50 and counting.

 

[Malbourne]

*Twirls moustache and strokes goatee with a hooked hand while petting a white cat and swiveling in a chair* But of course! Muahahuha!

The ensuing poster has amassed a collection of prized treasures the world over.

 

[Barbas]

True.

The next one in line would really rather be by the seaside.

 

[RedDeadFred]

False. Eck, salt water.

The next person has yet to taste the succulence of the Baconator.