Truth or False?

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, I'm a friendly ghoul

The user below me has been staring into space for the past five minutes

 

[delete account please]

True, daydreaming's fun

The user belown me has hurt themselves in the last ten minutes

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If picking my lip counts, then true.

The person below me posted after a person who got ninja;d.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, I think.
The user below me thinks I didn't put anything here

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some one got ninja'd... twice...
By me...

The person below me is a super ninja.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, just a Cap'n

The user below me has three toes.

 

[The Clown]

True, in my desk draw.

The person below is missing three toes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is missing a stretch of tongue.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True, The cat's got it.

The user below me isn't having internet troubles.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me came here because of LLR.

 

[delete account please]

True

The person below me can name over 100 pokemon off the top of his/her head

 

[delete account please]

Dammit ninja'd

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False. The user below me should use the edit button more.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I make no mistakes >.>

The person below me could not function without their left ring finger.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, it's one of my least used fingers

The user below me wants to go home

 

[Nouw]

False, the user below me is[/i] home.
[sub]Well technically it's Seoul but >.>[/sub]

The user below me is an immigrant.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me is a native.

 

[delete account please]

True, born and raised in england

The person below me is slightly sexist sometimes

 

[Neonbob]

True. But only when it's funny.

The person below me has a great sense of humor.

 

[The Clown]

True, but only to some people, I have a sense of humor only the witty and the dark can appriciate.

The person below likes YOGHURT!