Truth or False?

[MrJKapowey]

False, Riflemen never 'skedaddle'. Even though I'm only a 14 year old Cadet Rifleman.

The person below realises that a ditch is a soldier's best friend.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I thought it was a latrine?

The person below me will twenty-three skeedoo.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is posting a response.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Wait, true. Dammit!

The person below me is currently on Escapist or War Cry.

 

[Tharwen]

No! That's not true! That's impossible! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The person below me has no keyboard.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.

 

[Neonbob]

False. Unicycles, biotch. *poses*

The person below me hates headaches that won't go away.

 

[Tharwen]

Yes. Maybe. I do! How did you know?!

The person below me is about to deny this statement.

 

[The Clown]

maybe.

The person below likes to make unanswerable questions.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True!

The person below me is stuck in an infinite loop and can't

break;

out!

 

[Eumersian]

False. Stop typing like that, you goon.

The person below tYpEs LiEk ThIs aA LotT.

 

[Tharwen]

Actually, that's not true.

(thisThread.posts[thisThread.IndexOf(thisPost) + 1].poster.powerLevel >= 9000)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False. It never happens with me.

The person below thinks that my avatar is annoying.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.
Edit: false.

The person below me is below 9000.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Actually, that's not true.

(thisThread.posts[thisThread.IndexOf(thisPost) + 1].poster.powerLevel >= 9000)

Hey, that's false! Your power level is only 8669! (EDIT: Whoops, off by one error. Redlin is over 9000. DISREGARD)

OT: False!

The person below me is a Swedish chef!

 

[Protocol95]

False.

The person below me thinks i'm a Sweedish chef.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I think you're a Swedish chef. There's a difference.

The person above me will edit his post to make me look crazy.

 

[Tharwen]

So... I can post whatever I like here?

The person below me is a swede chef. He only cooks swedes.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I cook all types of Europeans.

The person below me drops his craft.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False, I'm a Popcorn chef.

The person below also likes Pokemon games.