Truth or False?

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is unhappy at my return to forum games...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me is on fire. Right now!

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has no right to do what they do.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me isn't wearing pants.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me likes pasta.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True.

The person below me is Schrödinger's cat.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

False.

The person below has an afro.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Given enough LSD someone might describe me as such.

The person below me wants LSD.

 

[Eumersian]

False. What if I have a bad trip and eat my fingers? I'd rather avoid the possibility.

The person below has eaten their fingers.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I have burned away all heat sensation in one hand though.

The person below me wonders how.

 

[latenightapplepie]

True. Always.

The person below has a tumblr.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me can fluently speak German.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False. I can order a large glass of motor oil.

The person below me speaks at least two languages.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

True.

The person below is multitasking right now.

 

[Eumersian]

True. Eating and being here!

The person below is triple-tasking.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True.

The person below mutilates sharks.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True. Won't tell you details.

The person below me instantly assumes I'm hiding something dirty.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Lots of biology classes dissect sharks.

The person below is hiding something dirty, in their pants.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I showered recently.

The person below me owns too many shoes.

 

[Eumersian]

False. No man needs more than maybe 4 pairs at any given time.

The person man below has 5 pairs of shoes, and will now give me one of their Man Cards.