Truth or False?

[Dango]

Half true, half false. I am below you, but am not in the Tautology Club for Tautoligists in the Tautology Club.

The person below me is not who they say they are.

 

[scorptatious]

True. My username isn't my real name. I've been living a lie.

The person below me is the person below that person below that person below that person below that person below that person.

 

[Eumersian]

The person below me is the person below me. and is a member of the Tautology Club for Tautologists in the Tautology Club.

Alert! Alert! The Grammar Police for the Betterment of the English Language on the Internet hereby sentences you to five days probation for your flagrant misuse of a fullstop.

OT: True.

Bacon?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

The person below me is the person below me. and is a member of the Tautology Club for Tautologists in the Tautology Club.

Alert! Alert! The Grammar Police for the Betterment of the English Language on the Internet hereby sentences you to five days probation for your flagrant misuse of a fullstop.

OT: True.

Bacon?

I'm typing in the dark. Shut up, you goddamn fatass troll. =P

OT: False?

Sauerkraut?

 

[Eumersian]

Ew. False.

Reubens on rye bread?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Who the hell is Reubens and why is he in my bakery?

The person below me likes to take things figuratively.

 

[Eumersian]

In a way, true.

The person below doesn't get my shenanigans, and wants me to stop before I accidentally light someone's barn on fire.

 

[Dango]

False. Those barns have it coming.

The person below me wishes for something cute and fluffy.

 

[Eumersian]

True. Though I don't have to, because I got home tomorrow and will see my cat again! Yay!

The person below has gotten featured in the news.

 

[Dango]

False. Although I was on the local news once, but I wouldn't really call that "featured".

The person below me is in a room with a TV.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below is in a room with no windows.

 

[Dango]

False. I am in a room with two very large windows, through which my neighbors are always peeking.

The person below me owns a pair of moccasins.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is prying me for information.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me has no legs.

 

[Dango]

True, an iPod nano.

The person below me has a leather jacket.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has a woolen coat.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me wears glasses or contact lenses.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me has false feet, a false torso, and a hat.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me needs a haircut.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below has Brian May hair.