Truth or False?

[Heart of Darkness]

I wish.

The person below me is Mr. Roboto.

 

[Vakz]

Only on fridays.

The person below me secretly enjoys watching Cougar Town.

 

[Eumersian]

False. I don't have a TV?

The person below has an awesome TV.

 

[Neonbob]

False

The person below me knows how the world works.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me knows why the belly button.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, no one can know why the belly button.

The person below me is in their third trimester.

 

[Neonbob]

False! I'm in my...much more than third! >.>
Yeah.

The person below me is horribly lazy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me will finish this senten

 

[Eumersian]

ce. False.

The person below can't punch their way out of a paper bag.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. It's the plastic bags I have trouble with.

The person below is NOT the person below.

 

[Eumersian]

Splunge. That's just silly!

The person below has a two refrigerators filled with soda.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I keep my soda in the pantry. And I drink it WARM!!!

The person below me is readying the whips.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True!

The person below me drives like an old lady on a sunday morning.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Unless that old lady drives like a maniac.

The person below will, when they become a senior citizen, drive on the highway at speeds according to their age.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I will drive at speeds inversely proportional to my age.

The person below me knows what that means.

 

[Dango]

True.

The person below me is within a few feet of a book.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True, there are several..

The person below me likes to bake.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person belCOOKIES.

 

[Dango]

...True.

The person below me likes Goldfish (the snack, not the animal).

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me always refers to them as "The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off."