Truth or False?

[ShindoL Shill]

false, i live in the country.

the person below likes ducks.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True. They taste great! :3

The person below likes swans.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, i find them to be annoying and sexually misleading to my squirrels.

the person below likes to spin on swivel chairs going "whee whee fuck i'm bored..."

 

[pyramid head grape]

False. I don't like getting dizzy.

The person below likes chilling. XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

dude.
the fuck do you think i'm doing right now.

the person below is bored shitless.

 

[pyramid head grape]

False.

The person below is starving.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, i had risotto a few hours ago.

the person below is tired

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False. I slept in

The person below eats a lot of ice-cream.

 

[pyramid head grape]

False. I don't like it! O>O

The person below is amazed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, lactose intolerance is a family issue.
fucking ninja'd.
amazing... ooh, true!
the person below me likes punching cheese.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True. *punches cheese* How dare you be in my fridge!

The below has cake!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

nein. no cakingtons.

the person below is wondering if i actually assault dairy-based foods.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True!

The person below is a bacon hater! D:

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false!

the person below is a bacon lover (not in that way you...)

and no i dont.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True! :3

The person below knows the awesomeness that is the bacon sandvish! ;3

 

[ShindoL Shill]

...
this is the internet dude, get your head outta your ass.
its obviously true.

the person below can tell me where to get a green trilby fo cheaps.

 

[pyramid head grape]

False. If I knew of a place they would have any left!

The person below knows I'm typing extremely lazy questions. XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

true.

the person below knows i'm mostly addressing my questions to one person.

http://www.newurban.co.uk/uk/portobello-trilby-hat-blue-10989?color=399&filter=MTA4Mjk,

 

[pyramid head grape]

True.

The person below thinks I have too many posts! D:

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, even though your post is much larger than mine, or at least seems that way until you count my old account (facebook connected to the Escapist). mine would probably still be about average.

the person below knows what i mean.
...
wait, what? uh... hmm.
i think i went wrong somewhere.
yes, i implied i have two sets of genitals. well then.