Truth or False?

[GrimGrimoire]

False. I am considered a public menace when close to any kind of culinary equipment.

The next poster posts way to many posts in this thread.

 

[Verzin]

True. not only this thread. I have dozens open. my f5 key may break.

The next poster enjoys eating the hearts of virgins.

 

[MammothBlade]

In more ways than one...

The next poster is a smoker.

 

[Verzin]

False. not fond of cigarettes, or..umm...other things that are smoked.

The next poster hates pepperoni

 

[MammothBlade]

False, I rather like it on pizza.

The next poster loves garlic.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, I quite like it.

The next user injects bacon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True.

The person above wants that injection.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False... as the person above and the person below you are the same, I'd rather just eat the stuff!

The next user is in need of a Worcester sauce booster!

 

[MammothBlade]

True. Sounds good.

The next poster hates level grinding.

 

[Yureina]

FALSE

The person below me hates injections.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. I don't mind either way.

The next person plays chess.

 

[Dalek Caan]

True.

The next person has played and beaten Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster is a tiger in disguise..

 

[Verzin]

False! of course not, don't be silly..(General, this is Hobbes, cover is compromised. I need emergency extraction)

The next poster is filled with juice.

 

[MammothBlade]

True. Lots of juice.

The next poster is going on holiday soon.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

False. My family just went on holiday to Vegas last weekend, though. And they didn't invite me. Bastards.

The next person isn't too close to their family, either.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. My family are very close.

The next poster is in a bikini.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I'm nekkid.

The next poster is a fantastic cook.

 

[Dango]

False. I'm decent...

The person below me knows how to cut onions without crying.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. I've never tried.

The poster below me is a squid.