Truth or False?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me woke up a little while ago.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me just ate lunch.

 

[Neonbob]

False.

The person below me has poked dogs in the nose before.

 

[Eumersian]

False. They usually attack me if I look at them funny, so poking their nose would be even dumber.

The person below is a Certified Public Asshole.

 

[Neonbob]

False. There is no certification.

The person below me itches.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me wants me to join the CPA.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Accountancy is for boring people.

The person below was thinking of something totally else, like the Canadian Police Assc.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I'm going to be a pyro.

The person below me finds their feet oddly fascinating.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me has tried to chase their own ass.

 

[mParadox]

False.

The person below has a thing for games.

 

[Solo-Wing]

True dat.

Person below has tried to lick their elbow before.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, the only time I would have, I just wiped the blood off it and licked it off my hand...

The next person has a strange desire to cackle while typing

 

[Dr.Susse]

False. I might giggle though.

The person below me will eat lamb this Australia day.

 

[LupusDei]

False, I stayed home with the boyfriend over christmas

The person below me currently has an embarrassing secret.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False, as far as you know.

The person below me has not yet posted on this page.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, do I look like that type of woman?!

The next purported denizen of Earth is not actually a denizen of 'Earth'

 

[SckizoBoy]

*Sckizo turns to stone*

I knew it! Alien-medusa!

False, Mechs cramp my style (besides, I'm watching Infinite Stratos, and it's pissing me the hell off!)

The next person wants to bone Konata Izumi

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Who the hell are you talking about?

The person below me is actually the person three spots above me.

 

[Irikeyfrieddumpring]

False.

The person below me is Pararaptor.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I saw all of it and recorded it for future generations.

The person below me is wondering when I'll be back.