Truth or False?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is over 9,000.

 

[Amy Sorel]

False.

The person below me is related to something or someone, somewhere. Somehow.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False. Unless we're measuring on the Awesome scale. In which case... Yeah still false...
Cursed ninjas. But that is falsified information.

The user below me has a value of greater than 10 multiplied by 30[sup]2[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False, I'm my own being, existing in my personal void.
Edit: Ninja'd. Answer is still false.

The person below me does not share my problems.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Likely true, but could just as easily be false.

The user below me totally didn't realise I forgot to put something here

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Neither true nor false.

The person below me has been a member for less than a year.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Sorta true. I joined in 2009 but didnt really start posting until July last year.

The person below me watched Band of Brothers and liked it.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True. Less than a day.
Damn ninjas. False, never watched it.
The user below me has had a family member affected a serious disease.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

False, not yet anyways.

The person below me knows the secret flavor to the stride secret flavor gum.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True. It's goats.

The person below me rides a huge freaking ram into battle.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

False, i ride an ostrich when i fight my foes.

Te person below me has more than two emails.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True. A million. They're all dead.

The person below me loves webcomics.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

True, penney arcade, stolen pixels, and Critical Miss are my favorites.

The person below me is less than 30 years old.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me is less than 18 years old.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Also true.

The person below me is not a fan of horror movies.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False.

The user below me is sixteen years old or older

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below can do 60 sit-ups in 1 minute.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False.

The user below me is a pet owner

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True, fish.

The person below me thinks the new captcha system is better than the previous.
[sup]At least these are legible.[/sup]

 

[brtshstel]

True. If you're going to inconvenience us with this crap, at least make is usuable.

We gotta do something before we burn the city down. (cookie for reference)