Truth or False?

[Heart of Darkness]

True. It's morning! NINJA.

The person below me is not a morning person.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

True. Oh so true.

The person below me will almost certainly get ninja'd.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

STOP. NINJATIME.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Damn this netbook, can't see the whole page properly!

Anyway, true, am not tired (3 guns, 2 bows, 2 swords, 4 nunchakus) (plus a whole load of wooden practise weapons, shit I'm trying too hard to remember which ones that I haven't used in a while are where)

The next person would like to duel me at kenjutsu... rah!

EDIT: *sob*, let me post!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I'd rather duel you at nothing.

Nothing is now a martial art.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False. Something is though.

The person below thinks I actually have trained in martial arts.

 

[brtshstel]

False

The person below me knows how to knife fight

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False. I have martial arts training tough.

The person below me owns a Nerf gun.

 

[Eumersian]

True, probably somewhere.

The person below is a virtuostic hurdy-gurdist, because nobody plays that instrument anyway.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me can play the saxophone.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me sleeps naked.

 

[Eumersian]

Ew, false.

The person below is also disgusted by that concept.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, it takes something extraordinary to disgust me.
I've been spending too much time on the internet...

The person below me agrees.

 

[scorptatious]

Very true. Not even 2 girls, 1 cup has phased me.

The person below me has seen that video.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True, it was a waste of time, nothing more.

The person below once googled Goatse out of curiosity in their early days of internet usage.

 

[xmbts]

False, even then I knew better.

The person below me did not know better.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me have more than five clearly visible scars.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False, I've only got four (I actually counted just now).

The next person is attracted to scarred men/women/whatever gender they believe me to be.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me is a donkey!

 

[Neonbob]

False. Imma snake.

The person below me watched SportsDome last night.