Truth or False?

[AwesomeExpress]

False!

The person below me doesn't believe they'll see the end of this thread!

 

[KaosuHamoni]

False. It already nearly died quite a bit.

The person below is a descendant of Neanderthals.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, I'm the direct descendant of the space-dinosaurs that were too cool for a meteorite to sop their party.

The user below me is jelly.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, didn't even have toast today.

The person below me wants to be a truck driver.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False. What a silly aspiration to have.

The user below me doesn't realise how long their fingers actually are.

 

[MrJKapowey]

False. My fingers are X when X equals to Y+34-(67xB)

The user below me can strip a military grade weapon in less than 90 seconds. I know I can.

 

[The Clown]

True, not many, but I can with a couple of models.

The person below can do a backflip.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False.

The person below me has several minions at their disposal.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

True. They are all called Dave.

The person below me NEEDS ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I don't play that game..

The person below me invests in galaxies.

 

[The Clown]

False.

The person below is going to die half way through their answer.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

False

The person below has never heard about Candleja

 

[Amy Sorel]

True.

The person below me has never seen a ghost.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

True, not as far as I know.

The person below me is a ghost.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me is currently watching a "Lets Play" on Youtube.

 

[Neonbob]

True.

The person below me finds it funny when dogs trip over themselves.

 

[MrJKapowey]

False. I'm a...Bloody Captcha!

Got me ninja'd

True

The person below me prefered the OTHER type of captcha on the Escapist

 

[KaosuHamoni]

True.

The person below me punches Ewoks for funsies.

 

[Amy Sorel]

True. Ewoks are dumb. They are dumb and don't blink. That's Double Dumb.

The person below me thinks Gazoo would look better if he was blue.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Shit... can't answer... want to smash him with a comedically oversized mallet...

The next person likes sniffing solvents