Truth or False?

[MrJKapowey]

False, I'm male.

The person below me would break the law on my watch, would ya?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me would break the law under my watch.

 

[Eumersian]

True, because your watch is stupid.

The person below wants to get some crap out of here.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False?

The person below me is a poop smith.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Also, "Poopsmith" is one word, and a proper noun.

The person below thinks that I am taking homestarrunner.com way too seriously, in which case, screw you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me knows that homestarrunner is srs bsns.

 

[Eumersian]

Absotively true.

The person below has a mint.

 

[Dr.Susse]

True. but it's in the fridge.

The person below me isn't going to answer this for about an hour.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me knows what a clementine is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh my darling, oh my darling I assume it's not what you meant. So False?

The user below me has laughed at the news before.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The user is upset that it's January 30th.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is a master at youtube snake.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me is a Tetris Grand Champion.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is a StarCraft beast.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False, I've never even played it.

The person below me sucks at RTS games.

 

[MrJKapowey]

False, I am an AoE 3 beast.

The person below me knows how to fly the Dropship 77-Troop Carrier (Pelican) in HALO Reach.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False.

The user below me enjoyed Heavy Rain

 

[Eumersian]

False. Never played Heavy Rain.

The person below hates First-Person Shooters.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me has been a member for longer than I have.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me is a newer member than I.