Truth or False?

[Neonbob]

True. At an early age...

The person below me has yet to be slapped.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me has yet to slap.

 

[scorptatious]

True.

The person below me was slapped by me in real life.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has a shoehorn.

 

[Neonbob]

True. It's an extending one

The person below me would use it as a sword.

 

[The Clown]

False, I have better weapons.

The person below hates vuvuzelaman.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Who?

The person below me is a baBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Eumersian]

False. I've employed his services before.

The person below wants to know who I killed with Vuvuzelaman.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False.

The person below me has a dimentional gateway in their room.

 

[Eumersian]

False. It's called a door, you dweeb.

The person below has never thought with portals before.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me is on fire.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, for I am not a liar!

The person below me is glad they invented chocolate milk.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True, but I'm glad for strawberry milk more.

The person below me thinks I am a heretic!

 

[Eumersian]

So fucking true it's not even funny.

The person below is so fucking true it's not even funny.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

if your blood is a running gag

THEN IT WILL BE RUNNING THROUGH MY FINGERS

 

[Eumersian]

lol, internet

The person below will get this shit back on trizzack.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

======>Nepeta: Die Already.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, cannot compute.

The person below me forgot his syntax at home!

 

[Eumersian]

True. What the fuck am I reading?

The person below wants to know what syntax I'm trying to read.
It's this:
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True! It's a mystery!

The person below me likes trying to catch all the leprechauns?