Truth or False?

[Neonbob]

False. I have no expectations these days.

The person below me is responsible!

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has work to do, but is on here.

 

[Link_to_Future]

True, my homework isn't really going anywhere right now.

The person below me is a procrastination master.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True?

The person below me didn't do their homework.

 

[Eumersian]

False. I've got plenty of time.

The person below is at a whiskey bar.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I'm in my den.

The person below me would like to be in bed.

 

[Link_to_Future]

True, I love sleepy time.

The person below me has unusual sleeping patterns.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below has the most ideal college schedule evar.

 

[Neonbob]

Hmm...false.
I have two 8am classes >.<

The person below me likes killing turtles.

 

[Eumersian]

For science, true! For laughs, false.

The person below is a science major.

 

[Link_to_Future]

False, I'm technically an engineering major.

The person below me wishes they could hunt monsters.

 

[Eumersian]

True. My campus is ideal for such conditions.

The person below has participated in a on-campus game of Humans vs. Zombies.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I don't do well with lots of people >.<

The person below me has eaten two foot long subs before.

 

[Eumersian]

You mean two-foot long? Or two foot-long? False to both.

The person below has a Subway nearby.

 

[Neonbob]

True. Five minutes away.

The person below me walks a dog frequently.

 

[Link_to_Future]

False, I don't have a dog unfortunately. -.-

The person below me has eaten a sandwich today.

 

[Neonbob]

True. Two of em.

The person below me has been called a sloth.

 

[Link_to_Future]

False, even though I consider myself one.

The person below me is about to call me a sloth.

 

[Neonbob]

False.
Yer just lazy.

The person below me likes throwing people off.

 

[Link_to_Future]

True, off of bridges, to be specific.

The person below me is good at swimming.