Truth or False?

[Neonbob]

True. >.<

The person below me wishes everything was within five feet of their computer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is hungry.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I have food within five feet from my computer.

The person below me is the square root of minus one.

 

[Neonbob]

False! -233.

The person below me is easily bothered.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Eh, not really.

The person below me takes complex captchas as a challenge.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False, I not longer get them.

The person below me used to have trouble with captchas.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True, but not anymore!

The person below me likes caffeine.

 

[Neonbob]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The person below me isn't surprised by that.

 

[GodofDisaster]

True.

The person below me is feeling very lazy at the moment.

 

[Neonbob]

Very true.

The person below me would like some cuddles.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below will cuddle me.

 

[Neonbob]

True!
*cuddles*

The person below me has a farty dog.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Never was a fan of dogs. 'Cept for the big lazy ones. Them's is awesome.

The person below will send me $550, in cash, to 123 Brinecrest Avenue, Frankfort, AZ.

 

[GodofDisaster]

False, well only if you beg me, then maybe just maybe.

The person below me ate some good pizza last night.

 

[Neonbob]

False...

The person below me has a special sock.

 

[GodofDisaster]

False.

The person below me is by themselves at the moment. (As in there is no one in the house, besides yourself.)

 

[Eumersian]

False, but my roommate is about to leave for something.

The person below is captain of the party ship.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I'm not even on it >.<

The person below me is in treatment.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below gargles with salt water.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I gargle sulfuric acid. >

The person below me has great hygiene.