Truth or False?

[xmbts]

False.

The person below gives out hugs.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True.

The person below deals in cuddles.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

true. or 2p per second.

the person below me is not the person above me!

 

[pyramid head grape]

False! O.O

The person below is overpriced!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

actually, when written, it was xmbts. so technically... ah fuck it.
and i think that 2p a second[footnote]for a hug. handjobs... £20?[/footnote] is reasonable.

the person below wears a hat upon his dick head!

O.O

and what did you invent?

 

[pyramid head grape]

True.

The person below does all the above for free. ;D

Spoiler: This!

Looks like a normal every day spoon right!

Spoiler: think again!

XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false.
unless you can convince me.

i might be coming onto you... not sure...

Looks like a normal every day spoon right!

XD

wait, you invented... the spife?

i'm definitely coming onto you.

the person below me is not named Johnathan [footnote]and his surname is not Bigglesworth.[/footnote]

 

[pyramid head grape]

True!

The person below likes my inventing skillz!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i believe the above edit shows the truth in that statement.
but dont you stab yourself in the face sometimes?

the person below me has never watched Jimquisition.

 

[pyramid head grape]

False! seen one ^-^

[sub]It folds away for 100% enjoyment of your cereal![/sub]

The person below is the king of knifey spoony!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

no my good sir, you win that.

the below person is intrigued by my mystery:

Spoiler: my invention

its a website with a series of topics and ideas to spread among your fellow man, and responses for almost every internet argument.
for example:
the teachings of Will: 236

always highlight the white areas of a post.
.
.
.
.
FIL-LER, FIL, lerrr

and thats how i saved christmas from the Nazis.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True!

[sub]ninja poster![/sub]

The person below has a sweet hat! O.O

 

[xmbts]

True, too bad you'll never see it.

The person below thinks they know a secret.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The only secrets that are my own! True!

The person below doesn't tell them easily.

 

[xmbts]

False.

[sub][sub]I don't tell them at all.[/sub][/sub]

The person below hates zombies.

 

[staika]

Spoiler: False

The person below me believes in equal rights for zombies.

 

[pyramid head grape]

True.

The person below has no secrets because they don't care what people think of them. XD

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me likes to bake things.

 

[staika]

True, If only I could bake well -_-

the person below me burns most of the stuff he bakes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false i dont bake

the person below me can do a backflip

EDIT:

O.O

my mystery:

Spoiler: if you read this... bacon will happen

its a website with a series of topics and ideas to spread among your fellow man, and responses for almost every internet argument.
for example:
the teachings of Will: 236

always highlight the white areas of a post.

and thats how i saved christmas from the Nazis.

i chose the most appropriate part of your quote.