Truth or False?

[ShindoL Shill]

i shall answer in the form of song
wub wub wub wub wub wub wubwub wub.

true: i like it when i hear it.

the person below me had a hat-hostage.

 

[staika]

True, now hand over all your money or you'll never see it again.

The person below me is going to give up their money.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, you would make a net profit of buttons and fluff.

the person below me is going to give me my hat back or the button gets it.

 

[staika]

True, Not the button!!!!! here take it

The person below is gloating his victory.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false, i slept with that hat once[footnote]in the sexual sense. dont ask.[/footnote]. joke would be on you.

the person below is horrifused[footnote]horrified and confused[/footnote]

 

[staika]

Terribly true, I will now have nightmares. O_O

The person below me likes to make up his own words.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

truington.

the person below hasnt tied ribbon into a full windsor.

 

[staika]

True, I feel so inadequate

The person below me has wrestled a bear.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i wrestled my bigfoot friend... does that count?

the person below is thinking how you would tie ribbon into a knot.

 

[staika]

No, man bears dont count.

True, >.< why cant I imagine it.

The person below me knows how to tie their shoes ^-^

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i havent actually done it in a year but... probably true.

the person below me hasnt spent the last two hours listening to the unicorns (if you have i will love you forever and also give you this:

Spoiler: Truth ONLY!

)

 

[staika]

True, I am not familiar with the unicorns

The person below me will now enlighten me as to who the unicorns are.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

the person below me is filled with a strange sense of happy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

True I heard them on the radio yesterday.

The person below me enjoys most music.

 

[staika]

False, its not metal enough!

Edit: False, (cant read it seems ) I don't enjoy pop, rap, hip-hop, rock, or dubstep. I could go on.

The person below me will be disappointed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

false.

the person below me doesnt have 'LOVE' 'HATS' tattooed on their fingers

 

[ShindoL Shill]

the person below doesnt double post

 

[staika]

False, I do >

The person below me enjoys a good love song.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

you do have Love Hats tattoo? why > then? the second one due to double posting so ignore it.

true.

the person below thinks a kiss with a fist is better than none

 

[Dr.Susse]

True. Florence!

The person below me is the machine.