Truth or False?

[Dango]

False <.<

The person below me has the Steam app on their phone.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next person plays Victoria II.

 

[Verzin]

False.

The next person occasionally quotes Gir (from Invader Zim).

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

False.

The following poster is actually a Zebra on stilts.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is riding a camel who is the captain of his own boat.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

False. I'm actually riding an aardvark who is a captain of his own boat.

The following poster has an insatiable appetite for a non-photo blue Prisma Color pencil.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False... ... ... ... *bwuh*?!

James Sunderland is behind you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

You're home alone.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

False. I'm hiding at your place!

The poster below me is eating a moist cupcake.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster is missing a finger.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

False.

The next poster is missing half their tongue.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is complete.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

True.

The following poster is an inept doggy paddler.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I'm a better swimmer than that.

The person below me doesn't like James Dyson.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. He is a great philanthropist.

The next poster likes Sir Richard Branson.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I am indifferent towards him.

The person below me would like a library of their own, like in those fancy mansions. Oh! And it has a hidden passageway of course!

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

True. (You have no idea how much I'd revel in such a thing...)

The following poster is relatively sane for the most part.

 

[MammothBlade]

True! It would be a hall three storeys high, with a magnificent glass ceiling and a conservatorium at the top. Ninja'd!

False, probably not.

The next poster will describe their ideal private library.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True! Huge, with games, books and anime! It would be old-style, ornate and have few windows. The few windows they would have would be tall and castle like! The floor would be stone with blood-red carpets with elaborate designs in golden thread - (goes on for ever)

The person below me thinks that "princess" is a title with inherent cuteness.
Captcha: first world.

 

[Dango]

True.

The person below me is a total brah.