Truth or False?

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has never tried to beat the land speed record on foot.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. Tried? I beat it.

The next poster is a super hacker.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is a rocket cheetah.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False. I will never beat the landspeed record.

The person below me loves the Source Movie Maker.

 

[Dango]

True.

The person below me has averted a crisis.

 

[UltraDeth]

I cannae remember, if I did it was a really trivial crisis

The person below just did a space-time in their pants

 

[MammothBlade]

TRUE.

The next poster is a space-distortion field.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False.

The person below scratches at mosquito bites.

 

[Dango]

True...

The person below me is too pretty for mosquito bites.

 

[Dango]

False, they're cool, just like fezzes.

The person below me has Youtube open in another tab.

 

[UltraDeth]

Nope. I can't cook very well, but I like to learn every so often

TNP can speak fluent Vaginese

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjZHGmBgOE[/link]

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is excited for Halo 4.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me has had a preorder cancelled without being notified.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster is a maid.

 

[Dr.Susse]

False and I'm glad.

The next poster is happy to play games all the day long.

 

[UltraDeth]

False. I take breaks regularly

The next person hasn't trimmed their nails for a while

 

[Neonbob]

False. I bite them almost constantly.

The person below me can cook.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Tralse, I can follow a recipe, but I don't really know that much about cooking.

The person below stays away from Ikea.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Er.. true.. but that's mainly because there isn't one in my city. But I do enjoy going in that store.. not that I've ever bought anything but it's fun to pretend you're in someone's house. Or at least that was my experience last time I was there.

The person below me still owns movies on VHS.

 

[Neonbob]

False. I hardly own any, and they're all DVDs.

The person below me shirks responsibilities.