Truth or False?

[VeryOddGamer]

True and false. I am using a laptop, but I didn't check the battery, because it's plugged in.

The person below me owns a very nice hat.

 

[username sucks]

False. I have no hat.

Edit:The person below me just double posted.

 

[username sucks]

Edit: true. I also have no idea how it happened.

The person below me is procrastinating on something right now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me likes listening to people read badfic.

 

[MammothBlade]

True....

The next poster is a badfic author.

 

[UltraDeth]

False.

The next person loves the sight of soft baby animals

 

[ZehMadScientist]

True, though it depends on what animal it is.

The next poster has blue eyes.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster has green eyes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False, although I do like them...

The person below me is bland.

 

[UltraDeth]

False

The next person wishes they were as bad as Michael Jackson

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False. I don't want to be in a court ever.

The person below me doesn't want to marry.

 

[UltraDeth]

True

The next person barely survived the pony take-over

 

[MammothBlade]

False. I survived without a scratch.

The next poster is on fire.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Half true, (my avatar is, I don't have the badge, and I sure hope I'm not actually on fire...)

The next person is a "morning person".

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster is wearing cat ears.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

False, my previous avatar did, however.

The next poster likes spicy food.

 

[UltraDeth]

Aye, that I do

The next person tried to kill someone with their own diarrhea

 

[MammothBlade]

Hahahaha. False.

The next poster has worms.

 

[UltraDeth]

False.

The next person has killed a Vagineer by s***ing in it's mouth

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

False

The person below me has been ninjad on more than one occasion.