Truth or False?

[UltraDeth]

I certainly have

The next person cant find a friendship problem, so they'll make one

 

[Neuromancer]

False. I have enough problems as it is!

The person below is a hard-boiled troublemaker

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False.

The person below revives threads.

 

[kailus13]

Depends what counts as reviving really.

The next person has used the word "SWAG" unironically.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False.

Using things ironically is clever.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'd call it more pretentious. Just me?


Sarcasm is witty.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sometimes

The next person believes Satire is the best form of humour

 

[Neuromancer]

Nope, I prefer black/random/obscure humour.

The person below believes that brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

False. I'd be more inclined to believe it's the soul of sarcasm, not wit.

The next person has seen a comedian live (and enjoyed it).

 

[UltraDeth]

False, I've seen live videos

The next person knows what litotes is

 

[kailus13]

Not at all.

The next person is tempted to google "litotes"

 

[UltraDeth]

Already have done

The next person can out act Nicholas Cage

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm certain I can beat him in a mugging competition.

The person below is in desperate need for some sweet love.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Very true. Haven't seen my boyfriend for about 5 days and it's giving me a sad face.

The person below has a double bed.

 

[kailus13]

Nope. Single bed for me.

The next person should be asleep right now.

 

[Headsprouter]

Prob'ly.

Is a premium member.

 

[kailus13]

Nope, considering it though.

The next person finds the new adverts annoying.

 

[UltraDeth]

Absolutely

The next person occasionally finds an ad that they like

 

[kailus13]

The Stongbow one is quite entertaining. Plays too often though.

The next person wanted HAL9000 to win.

 

[UltraDeth]

False, never seen that movie

The next person will make as many Mass Effect games as they can with literally limitless funding