Truth or False?

[QuietCupOfTea]

Very false.

The person below is king of the kitchen.

 

[Barbas]

False.

The person below is queen of the fens.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

False, embarrassing question, what's a "fen"? *googles* Oh, still false.

The next person shot the sheriff but didn't shoot the deputy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

False. I shot the entire police department.

John Oliver is lousy.

 

[Barbas]

False, I hope.

You guise ah fakes an' bums!

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Errr... false? Not entirely sure I understand.

The person below would rather have 10 birds in the shower than a gorilla on the roof.

 

[Barbas]

Absolutely true. That would be hilarious.

The next person would rather have a blackbird in their wardrobe than a squirrel in their nightstand.

 

[Dalek Caan]

False.

The next person prefers EXPLOSIONS to an actual story.

 

[Albino Boo]

False.
The next person posted I shot the sheriff but didn't shoot the deputy

 

[Barbas]

False, I think.

The next person could really go for a falafel.

 

[Albino Boo]

Ture.
The next person wants to be a wig tester.

 

[Barbas]

False.

The next person prefers Jack-In-The-Box to Burger King.

 

[Albino Boo]

False

The next person wants to open a Dairy Queen

 

[Barbas]

False.

This is the third time the next person has been f***ed by the government.

 

[Dalek Caan]

False. It's the 100th time!

The next person is ready to fhack tha warld!

 

[Barbas]

False, but I could go for some flakking.

The next person needs ice cream sundaes.

 

[Albino Boo]

Ture.

The next person has never played half life

 

[Barbas]

False.

The next person hasn't played the sequel.

 

[Albino Boo]

False.
The next person lusts after Alyx Vance

 

[Barbas]

False.

The next person wants a basketball.