TSA told to act like sexual predators

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Jokes aside, I actually have to say something relevant that isn't crap.

What's wrong with just telling the kids "We need to check if you've got any weapons?"

HOLY SHIT!

Teaching kids that being touched is a game is basically destroying their thoughts of 'Stranger Danger.'
I'd like to say that if I have to get patted down I will groan as loud as I can just to prove a point ask the person the most awkward questions.

Man someone should really act about this idiocy...

If Die Hard 5 has an Airport scene, they better include the pats.

And finally, isn't this essentially letting a kid get groped in exchange for safety?