TURN YOUR GODDAM MIC OFF

[Zeema]

What was the funniest thing you ever heard someone crack the shits about while there playing a video game. Best one from is this 12 year old from like america or something going OFF at his mum because of him playing MW2 hes screaming into his mic and me on the other end in australia was laughing about how much of a dweeb he was. anyway what was your funniest game lobby you had with a Rage Player.

The reason for the subject line is because that what you could hear the mum saying.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I block rage players. I normally only really play MAG online and for the most part people are rather kind. It's very group and tactical based so you basically hope that you dont' get a twat group leader. Sometimes I flat out ignore my commander and when he yells at me I tell him "we shouldn't be focusing on that right now" and he starts screaming... But he dcan't kick me wihtout the entire groups's unanimous consent

 

[crudus]

During a Halo 2 online match we were facing someone who was standbying. I was just charging him with a battle rifle and I just hear this shrill little kid voice shout "mom push the button!" and my screen turns blue for a few seconds and when I came to I was dead. I didn't care. I was laughing too hard.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Generally gaming on a PS3, I usually get to avoid the mic talking.

However, bad luck does come about from time to time, like that one time I played Red Faction: Guerrilla online with some twelve year old.

He kept accusing the other team of cheating because we were losing.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

During a Halo 2 online match we were facing someone who was standbying. I was just charging him with a battle rifle and I just hear this shrill little kid voice shout "mom push the button!" and my screen turns blue for a few seconds and when I came to I was dead. I didn't care. I was laughing too hard.

Wow... what a dick move... I'd make sure to snipe that kid a few dozen times for god measure...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I once heard someone ask who was talking every time they got a medal on Halo 3 and it was announced. That was fun.
"I know I got a double kill, stop telling me! Who's following me?"

But usually I mute everyone in a playlist far too quickly to hear anything funny.

 

[silver wolf009]

Once i was yelled at for stealing kills in AVP. Now here is the thing, we were in a player match. You don't gain experience for kills in a player match so why would you be pissed off that you didn't get anything either way?

 

[cdb73]

I had one of those obnoxious poser type kids who likes to pretend he's "gangsta." He was trying to act cool, and doing his best to act like a black rapper. After having throroughly pissed off myself and my team, we all found it hysterically funny when his mom came in and told him to go to bed. At that point, his voice changed, his attitude and mannerisms changed, and we found out definitively that he was really a little nine year old boy arguing with mommy about when bedtime was. Fucking funny!

 

[VanityGirl]

Funniest thing I have ever heard on a game...

My boyfriend and I were playing Gears of War and he was sniping. He kept popping the heads off of the other team.
The kids yells in the lobby "This guy is hacking, he's able to kill us in one shot!!!"

We cracked up.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I block rage players. I normally only really play MAG online and for the most part people are rather kind. It's very group and tactical based so you basically hope that you dont' get a twat group leader. Sometimes I flat out ignore my commander and when he yells at me I tell him "we shouldn't be focusing on that right now" and he starts screaming... But he dcan't kick me wihtout the entire groups's unanimous consent

I regret the day that i traded in MAG for FFXIII v.v I was a Platoon Leader and was good at it. =/

I enjoy listening to the THICK! boosters. JAKE SMITH BY DAY! SGT JUSTICE BY... um... VIRTUAL DAY!!