Turns out we all have accounts on teen.com

[GoodOmens]

"15 Hilarious Misuses of the Word 'Fleek'"

Funny, I always thought that was "on fleek". I've also NEVER heard a single person say that in real life, and I work with teenagers every day.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Creepy shit

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Is that really what I think of it. Some girl thinks she has someone living inside her, with an entire backstory...

Why did I read all that? It was fucking weird.

 

[Something Amyss]

Thank god. I was wondering where I could mingle with other teens my age.

You guys are a bit too old for me.

Do they have more or fewer Friend Zone threads than us?

I'm betting fewer.

(Then again, they probably say the same about us and our 'RPGs', 'SJWs', and 'QTEs')

And they'd be more likely to be understood by outsiders.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'm going through this website now.
It's...it's certainly a fresh new take on terrible.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

http://www.defymedia.com/our-brands/

Behold!

We're also all part of Mommyish, Girl, Made Man, Awe me, Every Joe [footnote]and everything else on Defy's brand page[/footnote]

There are some interesting combinations.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Huh, what does my account there let me do? Can't find anything, looks like a clickbaity celeb trivia site.

 

[Gorrath]

[quote="Nicki Minajsnip] Oh God, Mein Eyes!

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Cool story bro. I remember making stuff up when I was 15 too but it was all for games. This is some Grade-A "made up a fantasy life for myself" stuff right here. Also, for a fifteen year old she's got the grammar of a sixth grader.

 

[sky14kemea]

DEFY MEDIA

Any Defy Media owned website (which includes The Escapist and evidently teen.com) is connected with your profile.

This is pretty much the answer. All Defy Media websites have a universal login. You're not required to use or care about your profile on those other sites.

If it weirds you out too much you can ask the Tech Team [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Tech-Team] if there's anything they can do about it.