TV shows you can't believe exist.

[psychic psycho]

Cartoon Network's Logic seems increasingly confusing to me
Behold:

Total Drama Island(decent)+Dude what would happen?(shit)
Adventure Time(God-like)+Star Wars the Clone Wars(God-awful)
MAD(great)+Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc.(goes without saying)
Regular Show(ties with adventure time)+Tower Prep(trying desperately to be LOST)
Symbionic Titan(the best thing since Avatar TLAB)+ Unnatural History(makes me want to shoot puppies)

I've noticed this as well. CN has been getting a bunch of excellent shows but a bunch of terrible shows as well. Even stranger is they advertise crap while barely mentioning any of the quality shows. Unnatural History is one of the worst things I've ever seen yet got a bunch of hype from CN, and think I've only seen one promo for Sym-bionic Titan.

I'm surprised you listed Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc as a bad show. I think it's one of their best shows it's really quite different than the other SD series. Tower Prep is pretty good so far; it has a lot of potential, especially since Paul Dini's involved. I also think Regular Show is far better than Adventure Time. While Regular show does use a lot of non sequitir nonsense (which is fine) like Adventure time, it has better story progression and more jokes are derived from the characters.

Sym-Bionic Titan is awesome but I like Batman: Brave and the Bold and Scooby-Doo too much to it call the best show on CN. To me they're all tied.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Any reality t.v show, any show put on MTV or..that other t.v. station I can never remember.

Also, any show that wasn't a cartoon, that Nickelodeon or Disney channel threw together and put on the screen.

I haven't had cable for years, so I don't watch t.v. Even when I did have t.v. channels, I usually only watched the History channel, Discovery, and varying news channels.

I now get all my serious and silly news, from newspapers and the interwebs.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Jersey shore. Watch some asshole douche bags from jersey being asshole douche bags.

NCIS LA. So much bad writing, stupid as fuck behavior from everyone, and cringe worthy clichés, it just has me yelling at the tv the entire time its on. The biggest thing that pisses me off is that they never arrest ANYONE!!! Every time I see someone shot, get their neck snapped or something that kills the 'bad guy' of the day. I even saw one of the cops DELIBERATELY POISON A SUSPECT TO KILL HIM!!! What the fuck kinda bullshit is that?!?!

Law and order SVU. Not as bad as above, but its up there. Biggest annoyance is that they never go to court! Isn't the trial half of the fucking show?! Where is my lawyer talk, deals, speeches, people breaking down, or someone smugly dismissing the prosecutor even though you know hes getting his! Aside from that is just really grimy and insultingly stupid at times. Not the worst things, just watch the real Law and order you'll have a much better time.

Haven't seen "Dude What Would Happen", but it looks pretty retarded to me.

Thats about all I can come up with right now, maybe I'll edit this and add more stuff that deserves our collective spite.

 

[Naheal]

Has Jackass been mentioned yet?

 

[GenericAmerican]

tv in general

 

[Vykrel]

Any reality or fly-on-the-wall TV show.

agreed. i dont know why anyone can bear to watch people ***** about/at eachother for 22 solid minutes. all they do is freaking complain

 

[silasbufu]

Any TV show from Japan. Although I saw a few that made me laugh, but because of their stupidity.

 

[Yopaz]

Serial Experiments Lain... it's just too awesome to be of this world...<.<

I found the first episode a bit confusing and a bit boring, when I got a short bit into it it just got really creepy. Very well made.

Days of Our Lives... I would think that alone was enough, but I'll go on. It runs on the channel I used to watch the most a while back so I caught a glimpses from it every now and then and I must say I am astounded by it all. It got terrible acting, worse than any soap I've seen and that is saying a lot looking at the average soap actor. The story might be good, I don't know... it's far fetched, and down right silly, but that's not the problem. The story isn't moving at all. I saw a guy talking to himself about leaving a cage where he had been trapped for what could have been months or days (time is hard to determine) I change the channel and one week later (I think that's between 5 and 10 episodes) he's still standing there. You would think escaping captivity or not would be a decision you would take instantly. Just plain boring.

 

[Evilsanta]

A popular thing in Sweden at the moment is Housewives of *insert town name here*

Ugh...I cant belive that people actully watch that crap.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Any reality TV/America's next Top ***/contest TV show.

Im from America... AND I APPROVE THIS MASSAGE!
I have not had cable or watched TV for more then four years yay for me.

 

[Pegghead]

When I went to America I was surprised at the ludicrous amount of Judge Judie rip-offs.

Also Gerald Mcboing Boing, it's rare enough finding entire cartoons based off old serials but this one simply revolves around a boy who can make no sound with his mouth other than a stereotypical "Boing"...I shit you not, that is the entire premise.

 

[Yokai]

Gee willikers, it's the night of threads about things we hate. How...cathartic.

Alright, then, Two and a Half Fucking Men. I had the misfortune of viewing an episode with a (former) friend who believed it to be the funniest thing ever. After twenty minutes, it would not be too great an exaggeration to say I wanted to find Charlie Sheen's house and beat him within an inch of his life with a Chair Leg of Truth (cookie for reference).

I honestly cannot believe the fanbase for that show is large enough to warrant additional seasons. And when forced with the reality of the fact, I worry greatly about our country.

 

[EmzOLV]

Laguna Beach and The Hills.

THIS.
Seriously, I turned on the tv on a weekend, whilst making some lunch (I like to have something to listen to) and in 5 minutes it appeared this typically beautiful blond girl had lied about being pregnant to her boyfriend because she wanted to see if he would give up his life and do everything for her.

It was warped and pathetic. I actually felt like I'd lost brain cells in the 5 minutes I had turned it on, but obviously I managed to prevent further damage by switching channels.

The only time I've changed the channel faster than that, is when my TV turned on with channel 4, and UK Big Brother. The opening line was "blah blah is looking for his toothbrush" *switch*
Who watches drivel like that?!

 

[Elliee]

German LoveShow on RTL Channel, "Farmer looking for a Woman"

Good comedy show D

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Family Guy
American Dad
Hollyoaks
South Park
Outnumbered
[insert country here]'s Next Top Model
Wife Swap
Supernanny
Hollyoaks
Coach Trip
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Homes Under The Hammer
Come Dine With Me
Escape To The Country
Hollyoaks
The Dog Whisperer

._.

Did I mention Hollyoaks? Yeah? Ok, good.

- Edit -

I would say Big Brother, but that's already dead, so yay!

 

[GundamSentinel]

All those damned idols clones, you'd think that after the god knows how many'th iteration people would have grown tired of it. But noooo over here (Netherlands) on Friday nights there's like 3 of them on simultaneously. (Not that I've ever liked it, though that's because they don't play my kind of music. Come to think of it, one with rock bands and full length songs could be pretty sweet.)

Yeah, I know, it's bad, isn't it? This is pretty much the reason I quit watching television. Idols clones on the commercial channels and tearjerker reality tv on the public channels. The only channel that's still remotely watchable is Discovery Channel. And even they are starting to annoy me with American Chopper and Deadliest Catch clones.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Any reality TV/America's next Top ***/contest TV show.

Agreed. This.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Dirty Sanchez

A show even more retarded than Jackass.

You did not just say Jackass sucks.

Listen, the "Secret Girlfriend" Show and Manswers are stupid as hell, and I get how those are immature way too far.

But Jackass? Jackass is just plain funny. Watch a bunch of guys who have enough disposable income to buy a Jet and jump into with a windsuit is great. Sure the "Lets drink piss snowcones" and stuff is far from high brow, but theres something wonderfully fun about watching Johnny Knoxville drive a golf cart through a putt putt course at full speed.

Have you only seen the movie, and not any of the TV show?

OT: NO, Jackass is brilliant, and anyone arguing otherwise should be shot. Dirty Sanchez on the other hand is a bunch of Welsh idiots torturing themselves because they dont have half a brain between them. At least Jackass is funny >=/

 

[Nexus4]

To anyone who hates teen drama watch 'Summer Heights High', one of the best fuckin shows ever

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

I don't want to be here all day...