Twisted Mottos/Quotes/Titles

[Husky.Gnoll]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

 

[Trivun]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

 

[Inverse Skies]

My motto in my profile (stolen directly from Peanuts, huzzah!) is incongruous because it's the complete opposite of how I approach life.

"No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from"

I would never approach life like that, I just think it's hilarious that the line is a distinct philosophy of Linus'.

 

[Timotei]

"White isn't just a color, it's the dominant color" [small]-one of my racist art teachers from elementary school[/small]

 

[brutus3933]

If something is broken, hit it with a hammer. If it remains broken, you need a larger hammer.

 

[Asciotes]

White isn't just a color, it's the dominant color -one of my racist art teachers from elementary school

oh dear

For me, I have a friend at school who has a shirt that says, "Strangers always have the best Candy."

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

 

[Ibanez887]

This is a really messed up quote me and my friends use as a joke
'Theres no problem that cant be solved with a bullet in the head"

 

[Grayjack]

"Be careful when you fap, it could be a trap!"

 

[Ibanez887]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

Powerthirst? Am I right?

 

[irishdelinquent]

Alright, let's stick with the lemons.

When life gives you lemons:

- you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.
- have a shot of tequila.
- make lemonade, find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.
- say screw it, and find a new life.
- You throw them at someone who got what you wanted from life.

And now, the ultimate perversion of Murphy's Law that is my life:

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong...and then probably will be your fault....and explode.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

A bird in hand is gross you should get rid of it
or
A rolling stone can kill two birds...
I think that one was from the game I ninja

 

[PrinceoN]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

GODBERRY!: King of the Juice.

OT: Ninja'ed =|

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

Powerthirst? Am I right?

Very much so. Btw Ibanez is a great guitar company.

 

[jakkuss]

'If you set a man a fire you keep him warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.'

'I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.'

 

[Ibanez887]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

Powerthirst? Am I right?

Very much so. Btw Ibanez is a great guitar company.

I know and thats why I own one
Ibanez FTW!

 

[Juven Ignus]

"White isn't just a color, it's the dominant color" [small]-one of my racist art teachers from elementary school[/small]

Wow.
I'd say that "White is the whore of all colors."
It just absorbs any color that gets near it, no standards.

 

[Asciotes]

I heard a ton of messed up quotes from a friend of mine, and I was wondering If anyone had anymore?

My favorite twisted quote is:
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade for your friends and squirt them into your enemies eyes!

I can go one better. If life gives you lemons, go all 'Saw' on their asses and shout "WHAT THE HELL? I WANTED APPLES, *****!".

One better again, "If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

Powerthirst? Am I right?

Very much so. Btw Ibanez is a great guitar company.

I know and thats why I own one
Ibanez FTW!

My teacher sells guitars and he has an Ibanez that hes looking to get rid of that i might buy. I kind of want a Godin though.

 

[Raidenwtf]

Last night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars wondering where my ceiling had gone.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

My teacher sells guitars and he has an Ibanez that hes looking to get rid of that i might buy. I kind of want a Godin though.

Both are good guitars. What sort of Ibanez is he selling?

I know and thats why I own one
Ibanez FTW!

I have a Telecaster Deluxe and a Les Paul studio right now, but Im looking at getting a JEM. What sort of Ibanez do you have?