Ubisoft E3 2010 coverage

[Rusty Bucket]

So how is this different from the laser tag I had as a kid 15 years ago?!?

You have to swipe a box across the bottom of your gun to reload.

This conference is ridiculous.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

This laser tag game will be great for people who live in castles.

 

[RMcD94]

What a terrible idea.

 

[Plinglebob]

So like... my house isn't really big enough to play this with people and I'm way too old to be running around OUTSIDE IN PUBLIC playing this with other adults.

My guess if they are trying to update the NERF wars people seem to keep having in offices.

 

[Awake-]

So how is this different from the laser tag I had as a kid 15 years ago?!?

E3 is full of awkward moments every year, but this has to be one of the most awkward moments ever.

Of course it doesn't beat..

"Ridgeeeeeeeee Raaaaaaaceeeeeeer!".

Oh. And to make things worst, Rockstar isn't here. They're my favorite developers when it comes to E3. Always awesome. WHERE IS MY MAX PAYNE 3?!

 

[Titanguy654]

THE FUCK IS THIS?

The fuck? The fuck? I have so many problems with this I can't even begin to rant! Where is the average buyer supposed to have room to play this? Why can't you shoot your friends? Why are you running relay races?

 

[Plinglebob]

Do you think the Escapist staff were tipped off on how crap this would be and thats why there's no Liveblog?

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Laser tag did not impress me. And Joel McHale is not making me laugh at all.

 

[Weaver]

So how is this different from the laser tag I had as a kid 15 years ago?!?

You have to swipe a box across the bottom of your gun to reload.

This conference is ridiculous.

So like... my house isn't really big enough to play this with people and I'm way too old to be running around OUTSIDE IN PUBLIC playing this with other adults.

My guess if they are trying to update the NERF wars people seem to keep having in offices.

Well, I think we have a winner for the most embarrassing E3 demo...
But, it's not over yet!!

 

[Deathenforcer]

..This guy's hair. Holy -shit-.

 

[w@rew0lf]

It's so amazingly awkward.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Has everyone at Ubisoft had aneurysms? They couldn't honestly think this conference would be a good idea did they?

 

[Titanguy654]

That red haired guy REALLY likes his jokes. And it's a copy of the vitality sensor! Why?!

 

[Plinglebob]

Ok, Ubisoft are ripping off the crap Nintendo heart rate sensor from last years E3 *headdesk*

Edit:

And it's a copy of the vitality sensor! Why?!

Damn Ninjas

 

[E-Hybrid]

oh no another fitness game, at least EA looked like they put some effort into theirs

 

[Titanguy654]

Breath in... breath out... Everyone should do it!

No.

 

[w@rew0lf]

WTF he's breathing with some unexplained finger thing on? This is a game? Who's buy gonna this!

 

[Weaver]

Has everyone at Ubisoft had aneurysms? They couldn't honestly think this conference would be a good idea did they?

They also apparently dropped acid and went back to the hippie culture of the 60s.
Just relax dudeeeeee

 

[Nmil-ek]

This is physicaly painful to watch, am I tripping here is this reality this cannot be real.

 

[Aesir23]

A game... based on breathing? Where are the actual games?