Ultimate "Video Game Babe"

[similar.squirrel]

Samus Aran doesn't seem too over-the-toply endowed..

 

[Oneirius]

This is because she is alwayes wearing power armor. Did you ever look at her without it?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Then again, I'm no breast expert.
Perhaps she is.
See how Team ninja handles her..
Sorry about double post.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Zero Suit?Yes, I have. Maybe I'm just used to huge breasts in games.
I'm making a bloody mess of this thread..
Haven't posted in 2 weeks.

 

[Stevedave00]

Zero Suit?Yes, I have. Maybe I'm just used to huge breasts in games.
I'm making a bloody mess of this thread..
Haven't posted in 2 weeks.

The thread was bloody mess to begin with.
Welcome back.

 

[Stevedave00]

I know some very, very intelligent and interesting girls with boobs I can disappear between, never to be found, but they still have more to them.
Which remindes me: said girls sometimes complain about back pains and other negative boob related phenomana. While some are athletic, they are clearly impaired by their chests.
How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

Got to be careful with this one. I mean, yeah, clearly there's no damn way she'd be capable of any of that but most male action characters are able to pull off ridiculously exaggerated stunts that are nowhere near possible on a regular basis and we don't judge.

The males usually LOOK fairly athletic. Common sense, applied by a non gamer bystedner, would not find it weird for them to do crazy physical stunts. The "spahgetti and watermelons" ladies simply don't look like that. I can't figure how some of them STAND upright.

Yeah ok, you got me. That is pretty damn stupid.

So i guess the question would be


Would you play a game as a fat man who's 40 and balding with a female charter with a flat chest and is not physically attractive but mentally simulating?

 

[similar.squirrel]

It's good to be back.
Back to Samus' breasts..They are fairly exaggerated, now that I've checked. Still quite conservative to game standards, though..

Zoey from L4D?

 

[scnj]

Is that picture edited? It doesn't look like she has a shirt on.

It's the cover of the soundtrack. For some reason, they removed the orange shirt. Might have been a leftover from an early design or something.

 

[antipunt]

I know it might sound kind of weird, but for me breasts are HEAVILY secondary. That said, she must not be ugly, and I never was a big-boob kind of guy to begin with...

But personality by far wins for me. And I don't just mean supportive/smart/etc. A cute voice actor goes a long way. Also, needs to have terrific writing

 

[ucciolord1]

I know some very, very intelligent and interesting girls with boobs I can disappear between, never to be found, but they still have more to them.
Which remindes me: said girls sometimes complain about back pains and other negative boob related phenomana. While some are athletic, they are clearly impaired by their chests.
How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

Got to be careful with this one. I mean, yeah, clearly there's no damn way she'd be capable of any of that but most male action characters are able to pull off ridiculously exaggerated stunts that are nowhere near possible on a regular basis and we don't judge.

The males usually LOOK fairly athletic. Common sense, applied by a non gamer bystedner, would not find it weird for them to do crazy physical stunts. The "spahgetti and watermelons" ladies simply don't look like that. I can't figure how some of them STAND upright.

Yeah ok, you got me. That is pretty damn stupid.

So i guess the question would be


Would you play a game as a fat man who's 40 and balding with a female charter with a flat chest and is not physically attractive but mentally simulating?

Why not combine two good things? Why not an intelligent, independent, fiery, sarcastic, mentally stimulating hottie with huge boobs AND a great personality, partnered with a cool, athletic, intelligent dude? Wouldn't that be awesome? The dialogue would be great, the characters would be deep and well thought out,PLUS watermelons! How could that not be the greatest game in the world?

 

[wolfy098]

How about

1) the WHOLE escapist community designs a game (just storyline and snapshots of areas) to prove game designers are starting to get stupid

2) put a small breasted person in there

Ps: 1) would work we have artists and brains

please Bring the gaming industry back to life

 

[ucciolord1]

Bah! Everybody know the perfect video game girl should be made of ice cream and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm not contributing anything useful to this thread.

Why weren't you the first person to post? That's freaking brilliant!!!!

 

[wolfy098]

Bah! Everybody know the perfect video game girl should be made of ice cream and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm not contributing anything useful to this thread.

Why weren't you the first person to post? That's freaking brilliant!!!!

oh no the Pervs arrived...

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Considering my character in Mass effect was a woman with a large scar on her face, with plain brown hair and hazel eyes with a relatively plain appearance, who was probably a saint reincarnated in the game with a deep, complex personality... yes, you can make a character who is more than just tits. Its easy, and its been done before. In terms of the physical appearance I went for battle-hardened, someone who was pretty once but has seen a lot of fighting. (My character was a two-case survivor, saved from slavers the first time and the sole survivor of fifty soldiers the second.

Before you say "you played a woman and you're a man?" My character was a girl on this occasion... I almost always go with a male character when given the option. My current fallout 3 AND Fable 2 characters are male. I just thought a female space commander would make a cool main character in this case, a decision I made on a whim on the character creation screen.

 

[Red Albatross]

I, personally, have a massive video-game crush on Ashley from Mass Effect. She's badass, but with a softer side that you can occasionally glimpse throughout the game. Probably Bs, at most. BioWare doesn't seem to be into tits.

 

[GrymEdm]

You know, men in video games are unrealistic too. How many men are built like Kratos from God of War or any of the characters from Gears of War? Or Duke Nukem, or Zangief, or or or. It's just that men are by-and-large ok with the idea that video games are a fantasy, and there's a fair number of women who think a perfect digital body is sexist. Not all women though, because I know several that have no real issue with perfectly molded breasts.

It's only an issue if you make it one IMO, and to say it's unfair to women is to ignore a great deal of stylized male characters as well.

 

[Red Albatross]

I, personally, have a massive video-game crush on Ashley from Mass Effect. She's badass, but with a softer side that you can occasionally glimpse throughout the game. Probably Bs, at most. BioWare doesn't seem to be into tits.

I hated all of the human characters in Mass Effect and was hoping they'd die. I look forward to perma-killing Shepard in ME2 (apparently this is possible?) and hopefully playing as only aliens from that point on.

Difference in opinion, I suppose. However, I will agree to the point where I say Tali was my favorite...now if only she'd take that helment off!

 

[SultanP]

I dunno, maybe it's just the games that I play that are different. But I can mention some games where pretty much none of the women, not even the prostitutes, are nothing but a pair of boobs.

Baldur's Gate 1 and 2
Fallout 1, 2, and 3
Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2
Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2
Assassins Creed
The Elder Scrolls 3: Oblivion

Can't remember any more right now, but there are plenty. As far as I see it, most of the games that only feature women for the boobage are mindless shooters or action games, where characters are unimportant anyway.

 

[VanityGirl]

How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

She wears a bra. There's a reason women wear SPORTS bras. I mean, I played soccer and have decent sized breasticles. As long at you gots the bra, you're good to go.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I dunno, maybe it's just the games that I play that are different. But I can mention some games where pretty much none of the women, not even the prostitutes, are nothing but a pair of boobs.

Baldur's Gate 1 and 2
Fallout 1, 2, and 3
Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2
Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2
Assassins Creed
The Elder Scrolls 3: Oblivion

Can't remember any more right now, but there are plenty. As far as I see it, most of the games that only feature women for the boobage are mindless shooters or action games, where characters are unimportant anyway.

Excellent point. I mean, look at Bastila for crying out loud. A bad-ass lightsabre swinger who can turn battles with her mind, with a taste for evil. Come on! And then in assassins creed there's that woman who sacrifices herself as a decoy to protect your nemesis from harm. THAT's what I call tough!