Unanswerable...?

[Mother Yeti]

Okay, I was just watching Forrest Gump and I was wondering what did Jenny die of?

I was just wandering if any of you guys have random (random is a requirement) questions that you NEED answering and I am throwing it open to The Escapist community in hopes that we will become some kind of hive-mind, YAAAAY!

I'm pretty sure at some point they specify she has cancer.

Swing and a miss.

Also, there is a 90% chance that this thread will devolve into people bitching about movies they don't like.

 

[elilupe]

What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?

 

[Kinguendo]

Okay, I was just watching Forrest Gump and I was wondering what did Jenny die of?

I was just wandering if any of you guys have random (random is a requirement) questions that you NEED answering and I am throwing it open to The Escapist community in hopes that we will become some kind of hive-mind, YAAAAY!

I'm pretty sure at some point they specify she has cancer.

That's his mother.

 

[Kinguendo]

O.O I didn't realise I died......

(Sorry, bad joke due to me being a Jenny. I have never seen the movie so I couldn't be helpful, however I still wanted to contribute.....)

Hey, @Heart. Good to see you on my threads once again.

O.O Are you watching or something........

Also, hey Jak. Good to see you making more pointless threads that no one really wants on here....

Heeeey... Ah, I can't argue with the truth. XD

Ah well, they give me a chance to chat with you

Also, some of them can be mildly interesting.....

(Guess which of those is the lie XD)

Wait... is this a trick question? Are they both lies? XD

Yaaaay, what do I win... ouch, I feel as though I died a little inside... XD

They're not both lies, so you lose! XD

Cool, the part that died has been revived... Oh, unlucky. It's the egotistical part. XD

I never said which one was real and which was the lie though......

Come on, we both know the answer to that.

Even though I cant remember the 2 commments, so I would have to guess at the one with the koala's is a lie.

Are you serious? Cos that means the one about you and your brother is true D:

Hahahahaha, that was good... intelligent too. So which was the lie anyway? I am beginning to think it was neither.

Well, I'd already said that your some of your posts are kinda pointless..... >//////>

It is difficult to be slightly original AND have a point.

Wait, am I supposed to be focusing on something else here? I am not good at this egotistical thing...

>/////> If you don't realise what's going on, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.

(PS Maybe we should move this over to MSN?)

As you asked so normally, okay... I would have to sign in first though, and you would need my e-mail.

My MSN address is on my Escapist profile (not sure why, but hey.)

Wait a minute... something odd is going on with my messenger, just trying to troubleshoot now... It is taking a while... Apparently Key Ports is screwed and needs repairing?!?

Of course, make up any random rubbish you can. Don't worry, I get the message, you don't wanna talk to me :'(

Stop, guilt has terrible physical effects on me.

I am being serious, also I rarely use messenger anyway... should use something else instead.

 

[Fairee]

O.O I didn't realise I died......

(Sorry, bad joke due to me being a Jenny. I have never seen the movie so I couldn't be helpful, however I still wanted to contribute.....)

Hey, @Heart. Good to see you on my threads once again.

O.O Are you watching or something........

Also, hey Jak. Good to see you making more pointless threads that no one really wants on here....

Heeeey... Ah, I can't argue with the truth. XD

Ah well, they give me a chance to chat with you

Also, some of them can be mildly interesting.....

(Guess which of those is the lie XD)

Wait... is this a trick question? Are they both lies? XD

Yaaaay, what do I win... ouch, I feel as though I died a little inside... XD

They're not both lies, so you lose! XD

Cool, the part that died has been revived... Oh, unlucky. It's the egotistical part. XD

I never said which one was real and which was the lie though......

Come on, we both know the answer to that.

Even though I cant remember the 2 commments, so I would have to guess at the one with the koala's is a lie.

Are you serious? Cos that means the one about you and your brother is true D:

Hahahahaha, that was good... intelligent too. So which was the lie anyway? I am beginning to think it was neither.

Well, I'd already said that your some of your posts are kinda pointless..... >//////>

It is difficult to be slightly original AND have a point.

Wait, am I supposed to be focusing on something else here? I am not good at this egotistical thing...

>/////> If you don't realise what's going on, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.

(PS Maybe we should move this over to MSN?)

As you asked so normally, okay... I would have to sign in first though, and you would need my e-mail.

My MSN address is on my Escapist profile (not sure why, but hey.)

Wait a minute... something odd is going on with my messenger, just trying to troubleshoot now... It is taking a while... Apparently Key Ports is screwed and needs repairing?!?

Of course, make up any random rubbish you can. Don't worry, I get the message, you don't wanna talk to me :'(

Stop, guilt has terrible physical effects on me.

I am being serious, also I rarely use messenger anyway... should use something else instead.

Okay, sorry about the guilt thing, it was only a joke, I totally understand about having problems with technology (I left my laptop without antivirus for 3 months and got 5 trojan horse viruses XD)

As for chatting, we can do it via PM on here, or via emails, or on Twitter or Facebook. I'm just not sure that we should keep derailing your lovely topics.

 

[Disaster Button]

Okay, I was just watching Forrest Gump and I was wondering what did Jenny die of?

On FILM4? Me too!

Yes, FILM4's got it going on!
And I see the other guy referencing FILM4 too, I notice you up there sir... you have recognition.

Lol, I was watching it too. COINCIDENCE!?

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Ill start with a classic, work up to a doozy.

Why does Buzz Lightyear not move and around humans if he doesn't think hes a toy?

Oh my god...I never realized that...Jesus Christ!

 

[Kinguendo]

O.O I didn't realise I died......

(Sorry, bad joke due to me being a Jenny. I have never seen the movie so I couldn't be helpful, however I still wanted to contribute.....)

Hey, @Heart. Good to see you on my threads once again.

O.O Are you watching or something........

Also, hey Jak. Good to see you making more pointless threads that no one really wants on here....

Heeeey... Ah, I can't argue with the truth. XD

Ah well, they give me a chance to chat with you

Also, some of them can be mildly interesting.....

(Guess which of those is the lie XD)

Wait... is this a trick question? Are they both lies? XD

Yaaaay, what do I win... ouch, I feel as though I died a little inside... XD

They're not both lies, so you lose! XD

Cool, the part that died has been revived... Oh, unlucky. It's the egotistical part. XD

I never said which one was real and which was the lie though......

Come on, we both know the answer to that.

Even though I cant remember the 2 commments, so I would have to guess at the one with the koala's is a lie.

Are you serious? Cos that means the one about you and your brother is true D:

Hahahahaha, that was good... intelligent too. So which was the lie anyway? I am beginning to think it was neither.

Well, I'd already said that your some of your posts are kinda pointless..... >//////>

It is difficult to be slightly original AND have a point.

Wait, am I supposed to be focusing on something else here? I am not good at this egotistical thing...

>/////> If you don't realise what's going on, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.

(PS Maybe we should move this over to MSN?)

As you asked so normally, okay... I would have to sign in first though, and you would need my e-mail.

My MSN address is on my Escapist profile (not sure why, but hey.)

Wait a minute... something odd is going on with my messenger, just trying to troubleshoot now... It is taking a while... Apparently Key Ports is screwed and needs repairing?!?

Of course, make up any random rubbish you can. Don't worry, I get the message, you don't wanna talk to me :'(

Stop, guilt has terrible physical effects on me.

I am being serious, also I rarely use messenger anyway... should use something else instead.

Okay, sorry about the guilt thing, it was only a joke, I totally understand about having problems with technology (I left my laptop without antivirus for 3 months and got 5 trojan horse viruses XD)

As for chatting, we can do it via PM on here, or via emails, or on Twitter or Facebook. I'm just not sure that we should keep derailing your lovely topics.

Hmm, Twitter... It is about time I jumped on that band wagon, I created a profile a while ago but I never use it.

 

[Leorex]

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it even exist?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, how do you know it even fell in the first place?

because its on the ground

 

[super_smash_jesus]

Okay, I was just watching Forrest Gump and I was wondering what did Jenny die of?

I was just wandering if any of you guys have random (random is a requirement) questions that you NEED answering and I am throwing it open to The Escapist community in hopes that we will become some kind of hive-mind, YAAAAY!

I'm pretty sure at some point they specify she has cancer.

Thats what I thought, but everyone else os on an AIDS kick. It has been a while since I have seen it though, so maybe they do leave it up in the air.

But if not AIDS or Cancer, she dies from chlamydia which was on the chair she sat on doing the naked guitaring.

 

[ajb924]

I got 1!
Ok, so let's say your a bus driver, you have 4 stops of wich you pick up 27 kids. At the first stop you pick up 5, at the second 6, at the third 9, at the fourth 7. But there are 5 new students today all of witch come from stops 12 miles away from eachother, you pick all 5 up and head to the school. One bus driver was sick and you have to cover him, assuming he has to pick up 38 kids, what colour are the bus drivers eyes? (The original, not the sick one)

 

[waggmd]

What are birds? We really don't know.

 

[theSovietConnection]

I got one. In Pulp Fiction, what was in the suitcase?

 

[Boxpopper]

At the end of the Dark Knight, why didn't they just blame Two-Face's murders on the Joker instead of turning Batman into a wanted fugitive?

Because the joker was in custody?

Yeah but the murders occured while the Joker was free. They could have easily said he did it, and everybody would have believed them.

 

[Boxpopper]

I got 1!
Ok, so let's say your a bus driver, you have 4 stops of wich you pick up 27 kids. At the first stop you pick up 5, at the second 6, at the third 9, at the fourth 7. But there are 5 new students today all of witch come from stops 12 miles away from eachother, you pick all 5 up and head to the school. One bus driver was sick and you have to cover him, assuming he has to pick up 38 kids, what colour are the bus drivers eyes? (The original, not the sick one)

Blue, because the bus driver is me.

 

[Avatar Roku]

O.O I didn't realise I died......

(Sorry, bad joke due to me being a Jenny. I have never seen the movie so I couldn't be helpful, however I still wanted to contribute.....)

Be glad, it's a terrible film.

Clearly the evidence is against you on this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/awards

Oh, and on topic I'll offer up the classic Citizen Kane plot hole: How could anyone have heard Orson Welles character saying Rosebud when he died alone?

I think they retconned a butler into the room or something.

Also, hell no. Awards mean nothing. If they did, I'd have to accept that this film was worth watching:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120338/awards

and we all know that that's just silly. I think I'll stick with my original theory that Forrest Gump is awful and most of the population of Planet Earth are morons.

Or it could be, you know, opinions.

 

[NeoNomad]

The story of Jenny's death


Someone extracted the 'alarm' pharamones from a queen bee and placed them on a piece of toilet paper to attack their boss. But, this is where it gets interesting, after they realized their boss was a man and it was put in the women's bathroom then before they could stop it Jenny walks into the bathroom and uses the contaminated toilet paper. Then, more interesting stuff, after work when she goes outside bees fly up her rectum and her vaginal canal and start stinging all around, a single bubble of air gets into one of the holes and flies up through her veins goes into her heart. Her heart stops and boom dead before she gets to her car.

 

[Lusperus]

If you have five apples and take away two, how many apples do you have?

 

[Fairee]

O.O I didn't realise I died......

(Sorry, bad joke due to me being a Jenny. I have never seen the movie so I couldn't be helpful, however I still wanted to contribute.....)

Hey, @Heart. Good to see you on my threads once again.

O.O Are you watching or something........

Also, hey Jak. Good to see you making more pointless threads that no one really wants on here....

Heeeey... Ah, I can't argue with the truth. XD

Ah well, they give me a chance to chat with you

Also, some of them can be mildly interesting.....

(Guess which of those is the lie XD)

Wait... is this a trick question? Are they both lies? XD

Yaaaay, what do I win... ouch, I feel as though I died a little inside... XD

They're not both lies, so you lose! XD

Cool, the part that died has been revived... Oh, unlucky. It's the egotistical part. XD

I never said which one was real and which was the lie though......

Come on, we both know the answer to that.

Even though I cant remember the 2 commments, so I would have to guess at the one with the koala's is a lie.

Are you serious? Cos that means the one about you and your brother is true D:

Hahahahaha, that was good... intelligent too. So which was the lie anyway? I am beginning to think it was neither.

Well, I'd already said that your some of your posts are kinda pointless..... >//////>

It is difficult to be slightly original AND have a point.

Wait, am I supposed to be focusing on something else here? I am not good at this egotistical thing...

>/////> If you don't realise what's going on, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.

(PS Maybe we should move this over to MSN?)

As you asked so normally, okay... I would have to sign in first though, and you would need my e-mail.

My MSN address is on my Escapist profile (not sure why, but hey.)

Wait a minute... something odd is going on with my messenger, just trying to troubleshoot now... It is taking a while... Apparently Key Ports is screwed and needs repairing?!?

Of course, make up any random rubbish you can. Don't worry, I get the message, you don't wanna talk to me :'(

Stop, guilt has terrible physical effects on me.

I am being serious, also I rarely use messenger anyway... should use something else instead.

Okay, sorry about the guilt thing, it was only a joke, I totally understand about having problems with technology (I left my laptop without antivirus for 3 months and got 5 trojan horse viruses XD)

As for chatting, we can do it via PM on here, or via emails, or on Twitter or Facebook. I'm just not sure that we should keep derailing your lovely topics.

Hmm, Twitter... It is about time I jumped on that band wagon, I created a profile a while ago but I never use it.

Twitter is pretty cool, but strangely addictive. Seriously, if you value your sanity STAY AWAY!

Edit - yeah, I'm not sure how I'm concious after only five hours sleep either.....