Uncivil War: Doom II - King of Hell

[magicpokey]

So they should totally do a Just Cause 2 or Arkham City grapple/gliding airtime challenge.

Also: A minecraft video? Maybe a hardcore map with a checklist of things to build? Or I can upload a map with a clearly marked End Portal and who can kill the dragon fastest?

Also, Also: World of Warcraft: Around The World in Eighty Days. take level 1 characters and travel all the way around azeroth? (though maybe that one will take too long)

There's also the classic Who Can Drive The Desert Bus The Longest (probably time lapsed, with special guest commentators LoadingReadyRun!)

I've got a lot of good ideas! Trouble is, most of 'em suck...

 

[VonBrewskie]

Surgeon Simulator high-score challenge? Old-school Driver game for the PS1- who can get across the golden gate bridge to the top of the hill there fastest? Bonus: you have to get the cops pissed at you first. Super Monkey Ball 2 for the Game Cube. Play the one where you have to use a boxing glove on a spring to knock your opponent off of the platform. Always good fun. Who can last the longest in one of the God of War Titan modes. Horde mode for Gears of War, no guns. Only melee.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

What you call cowardice and cheesing, I call ...

What's that word?

Oh yes.

Victory.

 

[AuronFtw]

Is that Doom II with a mod? A re-release or something? Looks quite a bit better than I remember the original looking. Either way great show :3

Oh, apparently Brutal Doom mod... maybe I should listen better.

 

[Clunks]

Wouldn't say Jim was cheesing in this, although I have seen him doing it in Skyrim. Eating all that cheese.

Liking this series a lot. Would be nice if you could taunt each other in rhyme. You know, for old time's sake.

Suggestion: Shadow of the Colossus, speed run on the final boss. Or would that take too long? Took me a fucking age but then I'm not a professional games journalist.

 

[ehsteve88]

Is there a conceivable universe where they won't be playing DiveKick?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I'm counting this week as a win for Yahtzee; Jim should have been disqualified for cheesing the first round like a little *****, for firing a weapon during the second round, but most of all, for misusing the word "decimate".

Right you are, Jandau!

Anyway, this was not great as I had hoped.
It was entertaining, sure. But with two sticks of dynamite I'd expect a massive, glorious explosion... :\

 

[LG Jargon]

Great win, Jim. If there's anything I've learned from Dark Souls, it's that it doesn't matter if it's cheesing or not, as long as you're winning.

Also, a suggestion for a game challenge: Just Cause 2. Race from the southern-most tip of Panau to the northern-most tip of Panau, by any means necessary, excluding planes and possibly boats. If you want to use boats or helicopters, you could add a rule that you have to discard them after 30 seconds of use. Also, if the boats or helicopters have weaponry, you could nix that last rule and say that you can use them as long as you like, but if you come across a military base or something destructible, you must stop and destroy it. You don't have to 100% the base (read: find all the collectable doo-dads sitting around the base), only destroy all the things with the Panau star plastered on it.

 

[Wilco86]

Suggestion: Shadow of the Colossus, speed run on the final boss. Or would that take too long? Took me a fucking age but then I'm not a professional games journalist.

Shadow of the Colossus HD Remake, third colossus (Gaius) in Hard Time Attack, and the one with best time within the time limit wins.

Sounds easy? Well, in HD remake can't be accomplished without cheating a bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9g0g-_xahY

 

[Magmarock]

They might be unscripted but these are a lot of fun to watch I only wish I could join in on the fun but I imagine others would too.

 

[Zacharious-khan]

YAHTZEE! what the crap?!
Stop disappointing us like you disappoint your parents

 

[warmachine]

Next game: Gran Turismo or other racing game with full acceleration and no braking.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

I'm going to recommend my favorite game of this type to Jim, Yahtzee, or anyone else who wants to test their mettle.

My favorite silly made up rules kind of game to play is one I call FAGGIO DEATH RIDE in pretty much every GTA since Vice City.

How to play:
Get to the northern most point of the map in any GTA game.
Find (or bring with you) one of the vespa style scooters (named "FAGGIO").
Place the scooter on the shoulder or out of the way and then earn yourself a 3 Star Wanted Level.
Once you get the third star, you take off on your scooter.
You can only drive the Faggio scooter. No starting on one of those and then ditching it.
Try to see how far you can make it. The usual goal I set is to make it across the map (or as far as possible)

Scoring:
You can either score by distance or time spent on the bike, players choice. My friends and I would typically start at the north and shoot for the southern most tip of the map.

 

[themilo504]

And jim wins again, god bless him and stupid enemy ai.

After watching this video I kind of want to play doom, it also made me curious why monster infighting disappeared from first person shooters, because it looks really fun.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

What you call cowardice and cheesing, I call ...

What's that word?

Oh yes.

Victory.

You're only called a coward if you lose the war. xD Winners get to write the history books.

Good chose to change the rules as you went on though.
That said, it was pretty neat to see you react to the gore falling over the edge. Couldn't have had that if you didn't hide for the first round.

Enjoy victory Jim. You earned it.
But be cautious. Noting makes a person more hungry for victory than defeat. <.<

 

[Micah Weil]

...so that's what it would look like if you went to a legit tumblr convention and starting trashing fandoms.
Quite entertaining, gentlemen. Thank you.

 

[Vivi22]

What you call cowardice and cheesing, I call ...

What's that word?

Oh yes.

Victory.

If it's within the established rules, then the only ones who complain are the losers. And nobody cares about what losers have to say about anything.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Yatzhee! You fool! Losing to Jim! For shame son, for shame!

Also I got a idea for another Civil War:

FTL(Faster than Light) hardest mode, starter ship. Who can survive the longest.


Or maybe an Xcom: Enemy Unknown versus fight between the two?


Or a Space Marine extermination match to get the highest score?

 

[Saxnot]

Moral victory for yahtzee, concidering Jim's cowardly 'hide in a corner' tactics

 

[Darth_Payn]

i come for the challenges, and stay for the rash talk and hilarious commentary. I recognize that room from some video about cheating, and there's one about how past that giant goat skull on the wall, there's the TRUE final boss of Doom II: John Romero's severed head on a pike. You can shoot it and it screams!