No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in Return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.J03bot said:...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.
Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
You missed the Mos Eisley Cantina singer.Owyn_Merrilin said:No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.J03bot said:...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.
Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
OT: Am I the only one thinking this would be better as a straight parody, without the porno angle? Some of the jokes in the trailer were actually pretty funny.
Wait, what Mos Eisley cantina singer? The band in the cantina were a bunch of Bith (so who knows if they were male or female), and none of them were singing. There was a woman smoking a cigarette in the background, though. If you're talking about Sy Snoodles, while she's technically female, A.) she was at Jabba's palace, not the cantina, and B.), she was a muppet, which brings us right back to the "disturbing implications" area.Custard_Angel said:You missed the Mos Eisley Cantina singer.Owyn_Merrilin said:No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.J03bot said:...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.
Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
OT: Am I the only one thinking this would be better as a straight parody, without the porno angle? Some of the jokes in the trailer were actually pretty funny.
Just watch this an you'll learn everything about George Lucas and women
http://www.cracked.com/video_18249_why-star-wars-secretly-terrifying-women.html
George Lucas has no respect for women
I do too, but I don't think the mainste-.... Are you talking about Ackbar traps or internet traps?chaosyoshimage said:This better have traps, I love me some traps...