Uncreative porn parodies are taking on the big dogs. Star Wars.

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Kimarous

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Meh. You think this is bad, go watch the Cinema Snob's review of the ET porno. If this makes you nauseous, that will make you projectile vomit.
 

Ickorus

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There's a guy who has to watch or look at all the Star Wars related stuff out there before making decisions on whether they're allowed or not, he's gonna have fun with this one.
 

cookyy2k

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I think this falls under the banner of lighten up, that was a hell of a lot funnier than I thought it would be, and I loved the dig at the prequels with the arms and legs cut off thing. It's not intended to be serious so why take it as such?
 

lobster1077

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It comes across more like a good honest parody than a porno with all that humorous dialogue and what not.
 

Endocrom

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Yeah, I did over react a little there, but hey, it's the first post, you gotta have some punch.

Anyway. Yes, I am well aware parodies have been made for a long time prior to this, it's just how blatant they are getting, not even trying for a clever title or whatnot.

Crap! sitting here typing, I've just thought of a good argument for this lazy naming. If they call it something else and stray too far from the source, they risk the original copyright holders being able to sue because it could be seen as an original title that plagiarizes an existing work without clearly intending to be satire or parody.



Okay, at least stop with the ones that require body paint. Simpson yellow won't look good no matter what "movie magic" you use.
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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J03bot said:
...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.

Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in Return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.

OT: Am I the only one thinking this would be better as a straight parody, without the porno angle? Some of the jokes in the trailer were actually pretty funny.

Edit: Speaking of slave girls and porn, here's a bit of Star Wars trivia that a lot of people probably don't know: in Return of the Jedi, in the scene where the one slave girl was being fed to the rancor, the actress's breast popped out of the costume for a few frames, and they left it in the movie. If you've got a DVD player with frame by frame, you can see it. They may have trimmed a few frames off of the Special Edition to get rid of it (I'm not sure), but it's still in the bonus disc with the original cut.
 

Custard_Angel

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
J03bot said:
...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.

Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.

OT: Am I the only one thinking this would be better as a straight parody, without the porno angle? Some of the jokes in the trailer were actually pretty funny.
You missed the Mos Eisley Cantina singer.

Just watch this an you'll learn everything about George Lucas and women

http://www.cracked.com/video_18249_why-star-wars-secretly-terrifying-women.html

George Lucas has no respect for women
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Custard_Angel said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
J03bot said:
...There aren't enough female characters in the original trilogy for this to work. And there could easily be some disturbing scenes with Leia and Luke.

Maybe I'm over-analysing this.
No, that was my first thought as well. Off the top of my head, there's Leia, Aunt Beru, Mon Mothma, and that A-Wing pilot who crashed into the Executor's bridge in return of the Jedi (the actor was a woman, but they dubbed a male scream in for some reason.) Not enough to support straight porn, unless they do something with the dancing girls from Jabba's palace -- which seems unlikely, since every scene they showed was from the first movie. I'm seeing either incest, or gay sex, neither of which particularly interest me.

OT: Am I the only one thinking this would be better as a straight parody, without the porno angle? Some of the jokes in the trailer were actually pretty funny.
You missed the Mos Eisley Cantina singer.

Just watch this an you'll learn everything about George Lucas and women

http://www.cracked.com/video_18249_why-star-wars-secretly-terrifying-women.html

George Lucas has no respect for women
Wait, what Mos Eisley cantina singer? The band in the cantina were a bunch of Bith (so who knows if they were male or female), and none of them were singing. There was a woman smoking a cigarette in the background, though. If you're talking about Sy Snoodles, while she's technically female, A.) she was at Jabba's palace, not the cantina, and B.), she was a muppet, which brings us right back to the "disturbing implications" area.

Edit: Unless you're referencing Bea Arthur's song and dance number from the Holiday Special, in which case thank you for the mental image, I'm never eating again.

Edit Edit: And reading this post, I'm reminded once again of just how freakin' big of a nerd I am. I didn't have to look up a single thing I posted here.

Final edit: More memories of the holiday special coming back. There were actually several female characters in that one. Chewbacca's wife (Mara; why do I know that her name is Mara?) Okay, I looked it up and it's Malla, not Mara. Still. brings some disturbing mental images, but the chick from the wookiee porno that his dad watched might be kind of interesting with less androgynous makeup.
 

WhiteandNeardy99

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Not really, it wasn't porn related but there was always Spaceball's not to mention the Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane did.
 

WalkableBuffalo

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I gotta say, this looks like more of a comedy trailer than a porno
But hey if the reviews are good, I'll watch it :p
 

Endocrom

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Alright I'll admit I was a little hard on the Star Wars video I posted before, It's actually kind of funny at parts (" Then I cut his arms and legs off and left him in a pool of lava").

...but that was before I found trailers for American Dad, American Werewolf in London and Jaws. (youtube is a harsh mistress)

Whatever, if that's what's selling, so be it.
 

Mister Eff

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My personal favourite is the Big Bang Theory parody. I find it funnier than the actual show!

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RanD00M

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There are many, many, MANY Star Wars porn parodies. This is nothing new and I don't see why this new one is getting this attention. Is it because it seems to be of higher budget than the other ones? I don't know, but I for one do not care since Star Wars isn't some holy entity that should never be made fun of. I think Lucas himself knows that and made his own contribution with the Prequels.
Fucking zinged.
 

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chaosyoshimage said:
This better have traps, I love me some traps...
I do too, but I don't think the mainste-.... Are you talking about Ackbar traps or internet traps?