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HeySeansOnline

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Monster of horror. Demons created from pure torment. Fearful deities that would drive you insane at the very sight of them. Every night I sleep is a challenge, as I must overcome these beasts that work their way into my very psyche. Tearing at my mind, warping my dreams into the purest of nightmares.

Theres also a few empty bottles of Arizona Iced Tea mango and watermelon flavor.
 

dalek sec

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Most of my nerf guns, old starwars toys in plastic tubs, blankets and a tube filled with mini bottle's of booze from my trip to Hawaii a few years back.
 

Merkavar

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nothing at the moment, just moved rooms but i used to have a bottle of scotch and about 100 games and a bessa (spelling?) brick cause my bed is broken.
 

Sacman

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My cat is under my bed he likes to sleep under there... and a bunch of flattened boxes...
 

David_G

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Nieroshai said:
Hush little baby, don't say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In your closet. In your head.
Exit light, enter niiight-Ahem.

Nothing, except for dust.
 

joshuaayt

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Oh, um... Lessee, one dead spider, one pair of socks (not mine), one gameboy advance (Also not mine, vaguely confused) one best friend (no socks, I believe I have solved the mystery).
And that's how an Escapist thread told me where to look in Hide and Seek. Boy, is she mad at you, Escapist.
 

CounterAttack

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Absolutely nothing, because there's a piece of fabric that goes around the edge of my bed (I forget its name). It's for presentation, but it also stops me shoving things under there. Doesn't stop the cat from getting under, though.
 

Mistermixmaster

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my bet? A lot of Staphylococcus Aureus spores hidden in the dust... I should get a wet towel equipped around my mouth/nose and some swimming goggles or something on and vacuum it sometime in the near future...
 

Athol

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A rip in the fabric of reality from when I tried to divide by zero. I was high and bored, dont judge me.
 

ottenni

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All my old toys, mostly Lego. One day that shit will be worth thousands i tell ya!
 

manaman

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There is a shotgun among other things under mine. You know, just in case. Hell sometimes that shotgun is just leaning on the nightstand cause I was into the bins that are under there as well.

WanderFreak said:
Dead hookers.

Oh, wait, you mean UNDER the bed.

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Dying hookers.
Dying hookers go in the bath tub, dead hookers go in the closet or the shed. Heathen.