Unfortunate Names

[AlexKasper]

I don't know anyone called it personally but 'Ray P Dave'

 

[GWarface]

Mike Hawk

Mike Litoris

Thats the only ones i can remember.. Dont know anyone named that though..

 

[lonely tylenol]

I went to school with a guy named James Cameron-Diaz.

There is a woman named, "Marijuana Pepsi Jackson" out there in the world, but she's doing alright.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/40874017.html

Wow. Just wow.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

My last name is Hancock, the endless string of lame puns had me facepalming through my pre/early teens.

 

[VanQ]

I once met a girl called Princess Zaizai. Not even kidding, her surname is Zaizai, given name is Princess. I will suck when she gets married because her surname will change and probably won't be as awesome.
I also knew a guy named Roger Jolly in high school. Not as cool, but it fits in with the topic better as it's much more unfortunate.

 

[drakythe]

I once met a girl called Princess Zaizai. Not even kidding, her surname is Zaizai, given name is Princess. I will suck when she gets married because her surname will change and probably won't be as awesome.
I also knew a guy named Roger Jolly in high school. Not as cool, but it fits in with the topic better as it's much more unfortunate.

I work at a video store, knew someone whose given name was Princess surname was Johnson, I believe.

Also: These are legal first name's I've run across
Admiral
Money
Classic

 

[norwegian-guy]

I met a guy named Stein Røys. Now this may not sound like an unoftunate name, but semanticly it can be translated to rocky slope.
Also, i my days in the military I was in a unit with a guy name Cum. I'm dead serious.

 

[Anjel]

Not sure if these count, but working in customer service I have encountered two people in the last 6 years who have legally changed their names... and it shows.

Jack Funkyboogaloo Shipton

and

Darth Bilbo Smith

I spoke to a customer a year or so back and his real name was Tarzan Bebe, when I called him Mister Be-Be he corrected me and said "it's pronounced baby, Tarzan Baby". I shit you not.

 

[Athol]

Had a regular at my old job whose name was Dick Danger.

 

[ScoopMeister]

My Doctor is Dr. Payne. It's unfortunate for me, not her.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Funnily en

 

[Chased]

Had a teacher named Dick Ryder (the name was Dutch for knight I believe).

Also, Harry S. Truman (VP and President).

 

[JWRosser]

I knew someone called Richard Force i.e Dick Force.

There's also a weatherman called Pete Griffin.


ALSO
Captcha: Conclude; stickflu


So, to conclude, stick flu.

 

[wolf thing]

theres a guy called edwerd c boys who lives down from my school

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I know there is a "Butt" family in my hometown. Their kids aren't in school yet but they will be.

They will have a rough time.